nat1sback's Comments

Right, now where's my free cookies?

I feel under qualified to play this game: I'm not currently on acid.

Oh, so that's why they don't go below the belt, in case you rip their torso in half, see kids, the internet teaches you stuff.

In the final part of the fog puzzle, you can see the silhouette of a man sitting on a tree above the correct path

"I've got to find him" But not before I politely take off my hat and coat.

Yeah, standby mode doesn't seem to be working properly =/

OH NO, NOT THE COLD TURKEY!

Loving the Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy reference with the "A Towel" upgrade.

It's almost like the rest of my life is just wasting time until I can buy another newspaper.

Worried about horsemeat? Can you imagine the human meat scandal on Planet X at the moment?

I was literally slapping that cat on my screen like a monkey, what has happened to my life.

So yeah, If you think some-one is playing hard to get, play this game, and realise you're wrong.

Wow, this girl is just plain too much for me to handle.

Genuinely my favourite game on kongregate, the story is just beautiful, that sort of melancholic sadness I'm so fond of is rarely captured as brilliantly as it is in this game.

One of my personal favourites moves has to be the faceplant header.

A huge Max Payne style noir to this game, except you replaced the dead baby scenes with a banana. Perfect.

Well done, you've created a game mechanic that requires you to do something no human was designed to do. Multitask.

Isn't how the spaceship explodes in the game the same reason the Challenger Shuttle exploded? You'd think in about 150 years of scientific development, they'd have fixed that already...

I wish I had the patience to sit still on a bench for two hours.

This game is like the ultimate crowd surf.