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foxfun666: You’re both being ****ing stupid now.
foxfun666: When intelligence leaves.
foxfun666: So do I.
foxfun666: You guys are-Listen.
foxfun666: My Mecha is one of the most advanced on the planet.
Theoncomingsun: say I were to use a heat ray cannon
foxfun666: I don’t fight Magic-wielders.
Philosophiliac: Everyone knows Reverse is stupid.
Philosophiliac: He’s the most retarded person to ever step foot in here
Philosophiliac: and ffs we have irish coming in all the time.
JennahRawr: Maybe that’s why Texans are racist.
JennahRawr: Because everything’s actually bigger in Africa.
sonic1242: gives him a preschool book
sonic1242: becareful
sonic1242: it has words
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I reject reality and substitute my own!
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On a Friday, just minutes after “The Last Sypha”, Our Lord AND Savior Sha-Quan was snitched On, and locked Up 4 distributing narcotics…however before he was arrested, he used his bare fingers and wrote up the 10 ghetto commandments…10 laws that will have hoods worldwide in peace and harmony…until his glorious exit, from the pearly penitentiary gates 25 years from now (20 if good behavior)…where he will bestow peace and balance in the hood 4 eternity…till then,as his closest apostle he gave me, 2 give ya, the 10 ghetto commandments that will uphold the peace and balance in the hood…
BEHOLD THE GHETTO COMMANDMENTS:
I.If Thou Are A Bitch Thou Shalt Not Breathe
II.Puff Puff Giveth
III.Thou Shalt Not Snitch
IV.Thou Shalt Not Loveth Thy Hoe
V.Thou Shalt Not Knock The Hustle
VI.Real Shalt Recognize Real
VII.Thou Shalt Not Pop Bottles On Models
VIII.It’s No Fun If The Homies Giveth None
VIIII.Never Covet Thy Neighbor’s Hoe
X.Fuck The Police
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His laws are the way, the truth and light- Mack 10 chapter 3 verse 2
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He that beliveth not, shall perish from gun shots to the head- malt liquor 7 verse 5
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Shaquan so love the thugs, gangstas,drug dealers,pimps, hoes, bitches & smuts that he gave his only freedom, that whoever beliveth in him shall not perish but have ever lasting hood passes- piff 3 verse 16
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‘Armour’
Formerly known as James K. Leeton, he is now the ever so charismatic leader of the UUF. He started life on a bad slate. Born poor and without much to call a home, he left home and began to con people at the age of 11. Worked up a nice police record as well. From petty theft to armed robbery, to be exact. Even so, he got far in life simply by using his own persuasion. Joining the Earth military at 19 and soon deserting to study the Ilradians. Who were also rather interested in him. They saw the potential of him and, with enough time and effort, he soon became trusted and even sooner, the leader of the UUF. Strange person now, paranoid and delusional sometimes. He does keep his cool in hot situations, but seems to lose his cool when nothing is going on. He prefers the name ‘Armour’ and chooses to rarely, if ever, have contact with anyone. He controls the Elite Termination Squad alone, and ensures that things go on as planned. He is rather old, though. And is looking to retire soon. It is unsure what his plans are for the leadership of the UUF. (Definite WIP)
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Company D, Battalion 505
When Earth began it’s ‘courageous’ push into space, battalion 505 was their spear. More specifically their spearhead. First in, first out. The only reason they are effective at this is because of their sadistic training to get in and stay in. Through the many ways you can be trained to get in, overall, the training regime holds a 20% death rate and 90% failure rating. Because of this, Earth often recruits mercenaries of sorts and screens them via their ‘track record’. So they often skip the training and are thrown right into the fray. A ‘little’ joke arose and people began to call them ‘Death Block’, a little token combining the first letter of their Company and Battalion. They use numerous weapons and infantry, the bulk of these include:
Robots
Model upon model of robot has been thrown into the fray of battle! Most were remodeled non-combat robots and drones. Sometimes they do, but rarely, get high class experimental test models. Most are heavy weapons platforms such as the much acclaimed ‘S.H.I.V.’, the armored enforcer of Earth.
Man-No-More(s)
This is one model of cyborg that has stuck with B505 for a long time. Simply a marvel to the living soldiers. Basically a biologically and mechanically enhanced robot with power armor. Why the power armor? Well engineers wanted to make them just as dangerous and deadly as they already were. The armor is integrated with their own circuitry and physics. Removing the armor is incredibly difficult and time consuming.