monkey100132's Comments

"I like my men to smell like men" (the lowest smell score) "Eugh don't you ever shave?" :| do ya want me messy or clean <

Can you avoid the blobs? -goes to edge- WELP. NO BLOB, BUT EDGE COUNTS RIGHT? >.>

gets haircut. don't get date till 4 days later. still very short. "GET A HAIRCUT. IT'S TOO LONG" well if you didn't wait so damn long >.>

"like if you ignore unknown cows" Amazing

... the stats i just got i found hilarious. Female Healthy, strenght is firm. Hot. Not at all charming and dumb XD

went to another tab for a little after i died, come back, and there's this shaking face telling me to come back o_o lol

-reads how controls are clunky- Can't be that bad -startsoff just with mouse- This is kinda fun, bit slow -tries keyboard- oh musn't work now, wonder if they took it of..... wait it moved... HOLY CRAP ... -___-

how does one obtain hipsters?

How did i get here? Aliens... I lol'd

"i don't like the receptionist" Well fcuk you!

I loved this :D

The goosebumps... THEY WONT STOP What have you done to me D: -sheds manly tear of girlyness-

DISEASE ARRIVES IN MADAGASCAR Me -> >8D PREPARE TO DIE >8D

that button has all the same colours as my hair i just dyed o.o black, purple fringe and green back...

THIS IS ADORABLY QUIRKY =D

I LOVE THIS MUSIC -dances like an idiot-

Sorry for the dirty mind.. but first thing it says when i start "Thanks for coming in Harv-e" -_- i'm terrible

Driller = RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEE =D

First look SOO MANY BUTTONS D=

Just did the first level. Thoughts? THIS GAME IS TRIPPY