momo_the_munkeh

i’m momo the munkeh, i would suggest not angering me.
at the age of 1 i was kidnapped from my Congo Jungle home and brought to America to be studied. They taught me everything i needed to know, computer use, mechanical engineering, weapons proficiency, close quarters combat. all the fun stuff of a future soldier that they wanted to clone and build a giant army and such. well i wanted none of that, so i killed the guards guarding me and i escaped, they trained me too well and all that good stuff. i was on the run until i killed everyone who knew about me so now i can rest in peace. but still, i would suggest not pushing me, lest my crazy monkeh arse comes over there and opens a can of whoopass on you.