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*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah didn’t go to heaven?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him?”

One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
“Without your love, I would die.”********************************* A boy gave her 12 roses, eleven real ones and one fake one. He told her he’d love her until the last rose died.
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You have to take the good with the bad, smile when you’re sad, love what you’ve got and remember what you had…. Always forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret, people change, things go wrong, just remember, life goes on
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I don’t know who wrote any of these quotes but i just wanted to give them some credit.