kristoefoe's Comments

Once you get Nibiru there's really no point in mining anything else. I love the setup and idea behind this game, but it does seem lacking (though I have no constructive input).

I knew this game wasn't for me when I waited for erosion for 400 at the first obstical... (the volcano explodes FYI)

You know you suck at a game wen you can't even he easy badge

I messed up on the 2nd question and got Lisa

1) pull door 2) remove pants 3) sit on toilet then wait for time to expire. Smehow he manages to crap in his pants, after removing them and sitting on the toilet.

I saw this on here while wainting for Nina Waz to load on facebook!

Only been playing 118 days and already making $38 making pizza. Realism shall die!

I was swimming and my duck went straight down to the bottom and stayed there. I got ate.

Why is this game harder on Easy than it is on normal?

Made it through 10 days before quitting on harder. Already lost 6 people to starvation, and 2 to sickness

I hit the menu button and I purchased an upgrade. The game thanked me by making the menu screen bounce up and down, so I died when I had 1,996 points. Thank you.

Even though I'm not that good at this game, it still makes me feel like such a badass

This game AND Cart Hero 3? HOLY CRAP!!! Epic time wasting!

I love this series. Too bad I can't play them, because the duck always moves uncontrollably.

@The DizzyRogue You know there is a walkthough correct?

I kicked the boss all the way to the grave, but I didn't get the badge. Do I have to get all the achievements?

It's not giving me my achievement

@ORIGAMING but Chuck Norris wouldn't lose his feet.

KILLED THE LADY!!

Give satan holy water maybe you're not smart enough to handle a text based game after all...