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Jun. 22, 2012
In the game BOA the food needs to be adjust each time the level constricts. Sometimes the food is place in a corner, so there is no possible way to get that food without dying, since when you get the food the course constricts and forces you to collide on the otherside
Mar. 04, 2012
Yeah, this game was definatly nothing but a grindfest :P However, certain minigames give much more levels than others. Running, grind the second mini. Swimming, grind the first and third. Flying, grind the first and third. Climbing, worst of them all, none give great xp. Jumping, grind the second (let your duck hit against the screen on the left and just jump, an average level 2 on jump gives like 15 levels). anyway, maybe some interesting features would be mating; since we already have multiple ducks, we should be able to cross their stats in a way. also, mini games need to progress based on current stat level, so we dont have to start from point 0 every time.
Feb. 23, 2012
This program itself should have badges. Like a medium badge for completing 20% of the badges, hard badge for completing 50%, then an impossible for completing 99% :P
Feb. 14, 2012
C'mon badges!
Feb. 11, 2012
sh33p, what about callous, california, manage. came up with those in 1 second....
Dec. 03, 2011
jason20410 is right. there is a weird glitch... it does say "congratulations, you passed this track on null!" even if you don't believe this, don't vote down, its a real glitch
Sep. 02, 2011
at the guide: you cant win with it starting with madagascar. nothing else gets infected
Jun. 03, 2011
needs to be a move button for the turrets + if you agree
May. 13, 2011
chapter 2: void + glass = lightbulb void + electricity = radio wave light bulb + radio wave = tv tv + book = computer radiowave + radiowave = radiation metal + radiation = plutonium plutonium + weapon = Nuclear Bomb computer + radio wave = cell phone energy + fire = plasma plasma + void = sun sun + grass = flower sun + flower = sunflower tree + flower = apple sand + tree = palm tree seeds + energy = coffee void + airplane = rocket Void + rocket= Satellite Radio wave + fire = laser laser + book = CD metal + water = quicksilver quick silver demigod= philospers stone Apple + cell phone = gold human + computer = cyborg computer + computer = internet
chapter 3 part 1: commandments + human = religion religion + human = law + sin Beast + house = cat + dog tools + law = mechanism alcoholic + ship = pirate alcoholic + house = tavern sand + glass = clock waater + glass = ice book + human = knowledge warrior + firearm = soldier gold + paper = money knowledge + fish = octopus bacteria + milk = cheese money + human = work beetle + work = ant human + bacteria = virus mechanism + book = typewriter knowledge + human = scientist fish + egg = caviar apple + dough = pie law + soldier = policeman ice + milk = ice cream knowledge + virus = medicine fire + meat = steak reed + field = sugar ice + mechanism = freezer sex + human = fun reed + human = music human + rocket = astronaut corpse + electricity = death metal medicine + bacteria = antibiotics music + alcohol = rock-n-roll
chapter 3 part 2: money + skyscraper = bank computer + virus = hacker coffee + vodka = b-52 law + fun = games alcohol + pirate = rum sugar + bread = cookies alcoholic + money = hangover money + bank = debt debt + money = credit card vodka + firearm + russian roulette sex + sex = censored typewriter + human = journalist life + void = alien fire + vodka = molotov cocktail milk + vodka = white russian water + water = sea sun + sea = salt rocket + alien = ufo beast + medicine = rat vodka + worm = tequila
Apr. 24, 2011
suggestions at first glance: as right handed, it can be annoying switching back and forth from the arrow keys to the mouse to talk. maybe add asdw or spacebar to talk. Second, when first walking down, i fell down the land and no clue what had happened. after that, i was pretty much lost and had no clue what to do
Developer Reply
Sadly It'd take a LOOOOONG time to fix the engine of the lack of AWSD controls and a hotkey for talking. Fixed the falling out of the small starting area problem by turning it into a medium sized tutorial zone, explaining the basics of the game.
I wish the font was easier to read at some points in the game
anyone else have to install something new before playing this?
Apr. 21, 2011
to keep the town crier quiet, press the mute button in the bottom right corner :)
Apr. 11, 2011
and btw, does anyone else have the same problem where there game file is deleted after completion, and the army URL does not work? http://www.kongregate.com/games/nerdook/orbital-onslaught?army=374448
like hiperson134 said, orbital bombardment almost always attacks the enemy. Its best to wait it out; I used rsentry, sentry, mortar, hive, and light bot for the lvl 9 win... the strategy here is to get your lightbots to get territory and defend attacks, mortar does damage to the enemies defenses, sentries are defense, and hives make minions to take damage when the walkers come. from there, try to move everything close to the enemy. wait it out till he dies. 5/5
Mar. 29, 2011
HOW DO YOU EQUIP A WEAPON! ITS NOT WORKING
Mar. 21, 2011
needs a multiplayer mode.... and maybe a team mode.... also, i would like levels where we could actually be very strong players, like getting up to predator rank... otherwise, awesome game! 5/5
Mar. 20, 2011
my highest so far isnt even the half way point for the "hard badge" lol
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