kali4nication34

A Caffeine dependent life-form.

A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.

Aggressively infancy and stuff.

All you hipsters need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you don’t even listen to them.

Analogue at birth, digital by design.

Born at a very young age.

Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football.

Don’t think for a second that I actually care what you have to say.

I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?

I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere.

I put the hot in psychotic.

I will go into survival mode if tickled.