jetstone2008

There are ways to get things done: The right way, the wrong way and my way (which is like the wrong way but much easier). I enjoy lurking around and will help people if and when I feel like it.
Favorite quotes (From Portal 2):
Cave Johnson “It’s not about why, it’s about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you on the butt on the way out because you are fired!”
Wheatley “For god’s sake, you’re boxes, with legs! It’s literally your only purpose: walking onto buttons. How could you not do the one thing you’re designed for?”
GLaDOS: “The engineers tried everything to make me…behave, to slow me down. Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas.”
GLaDOS: “He’s not just a regular moron, he was designed by the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived.”