jep101010's Comments

This is one of those games where lag is your strongest enemy. 3/5 because I moderately enjoyed it, but a laggy bullet hell game where you don't need to and aren't able to avoid the bullets probably doesn't deserve that.

Dear everyone, I didn't upload my all-dog (constant, unbreakable healing) family. You're welcome.

Pretty entertaining game. Super-easy, though. Also, the story was just adorable. At the end I was just like, "Wow! Who woulda thunk it?"

I love how the game spazzes out at the end. Really nice touch.

I know nobody cares, but I just beat a player who was obviously paying for his insanely good deck with a completely free, normal Xeno deck using a commander with 6 max health. I haven't even beat level 66 yet. You have no idea how good I feel.

This is a good game. Nice array of options, nice strategy, easy enough, hard enough, etc. However, they had to put in the energy. It's really not worth my time anymore. I hate that. a lot. It probably would've gotten a 5/5 and favorited and a lot more playing from me if there wasn't that energy bar. I'll give it a 4/5, but I'm tempted to give it a 1/5.

This game has a generic concept with the added twist that it has a bunch of bugs (I can't spend any skill points.) and you have to either pay to play or wait hours to play. Really great. 2/5. (I can almost feel the downvotes coming for no reason.)

First try: Game crashed. Second try: End of the World. Yup, I'm great.

I gotta say, it is incredibly disappointing to realize you're never going to beat a game, especially when it's because of a dual boss. Still, this was a really nice game. Not top-rated game on kong nice, but still.

I don't understand why this has such a low rating. I quite enjoyed it, actually.

I just missed a short pass and instead scored a 46 yard goal. gotta love when that happens.

this was super fun, but i got the hard badge on only my third or fourth try. As everybody else is saying, add some more depth in the sequel. 4/5.

man fuq da popo

I loved the first one, but this game kinda sucks. First of all, it's way too easy. Second of all, it's kinda glitchy. The most major glitch is that you can't turn left while using turbo. This really hinders the use of turbo and often makes you crash. This game really wasn't fun. I am disappointed. 2/5.

Is it wrong that i went back and forth saying and receiving "sup" to and from Poseidon?

it's rare that i play a game and think it's too easy. this is one of those games. there was no challenge at all, and, hence, it was not fun. 3/5.

Putting stuff like dubstep into this is insanely amusing.

holyjesusmindfuk

This game pretty much sucks. It's just minesweeper, but more random and less skill based.

I gave this game one star because of the last level. You think that's too harsh? I don't. It's completely unfair for a developer to make me spend a week of my life on his game and hours upon hours on a nearly impossible second-to last-level, only to give me THAT as a last level. I am expected to kill an enemy with 3 times my hp and 5 times my fighting skills as well as another competent AI and a few incompetent AIs 10 times each in 4 minutes with almost no help from my "run around and teleport constantly but never hit anything" teammates. Go to hell, Addisonr.