ihatemodoraters

As you know, kongregate.com has been totally #$^@*ed up because of the stupid zombie infestation. Yes, infected fury month has gotten totally out of control. most users on kongregate are zombies, and only a few human survivors remain. And i am their leader. ATTENTION All remaining survivors are being ordered to contact me immidiatly, and await further orders!!!
FIGHTING ZOMBIES IS HARD! JOIN OUR ARMY, DAMNIT! IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOING ME IN THE FIGHT AGAINST ZOMBIES, SIGN UP NOW AND SEND ME A MESSAGE! ONLY YOU CAN CLEANSE THIS WEBSITE OF THOSE UNDEAD SHIT HEADS!! BUT HURRY! IF WE DON’T WIN BY NOV. 20, IT’S ALL OVER, AND WE WILL LOSE:-(