iamthemasta

About me:
My favorite words: Nefarious; Sycophant; Zenith

I’m 20 years old, and currently going to Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University to study aerospace engineering (erau.edu)

I’m also really stingy about games I’m willing to favorite. Hundreds (thousands?) of games and 8 years later, and I’ve only gotten 20-something of them on my favorites list. I’m a badger at heart, but I refuse to get badges on incredibly dry, boring games, or just plain bad ones.

This link is awesome for Kongregate
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My most torturous achievement – getting 5 impossible badges in a row with no badges in between
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Awesome quotes from the Indigenous Kumquat Research Center:
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Lorxen: This game is gonna make me break something.
Lorxen: And that something is my heart ;-;
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Amour_est_amer: Meh
savvy14112: meh?
iamthemasta: meh.
MrCheesey21: Meh.
savvy14112: meh.
iamthemasta: Indeed.
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ddsw1b: we are here becuase most of our parents had sex
aphexacid: most? xD
ShotgunBuddy: … most?
savvy14112: “most”
TribalSeedlings: Most?
DrakeVonDragon: Most.
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ShotgunBuddy: Anybody else here hate wind chimes?
aphexacid: Nah they are the best
ShotgunBuddy: How can you even SAY that
Physsion: I love wind chimes
ShotgunBuddy: a gentle breeze every so often, maybe
ShotgunBuddy: But it’s like hearing hot wheels cars in a constant spree of wrecks
ShotgunBuddy: I think wind chimes are just secret voodoo meant to summon typhoon winds from Mt Olympus
iamthemasta: Seems legit.
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cookiegalcookie: You’re really dramatic. I honestly don’t like fighting so… Can I mute you again? I really think it’s better for everyone’s sake
Crinkle: YES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
cookiegalcookie: Okay ;)
Crinkle: MUTE ME PLEASE
cookiegalcookie: Youre muted
Crinkle: brb, gonna go punch the shit out of something
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7969929: but still after whill i cant watch youtube videos because over haet
7969929: well saying battery brock and neeed stay on charger or it go off imidiatly
savvy14112: You need to stay in school.
savvy14112: For a very long time.
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MajDingleberry: I AM CARRIBEAN FREEDOM FIGHTER
Crinkle: that’s very nice, could you take your capslock off to say things next time please?
MajDingleberry: NNNEEVVVERER
Crinkle: oh but yes.
iamthemasta: I forsee this ending badly for you.
iamthemasta: :D
iamthemasta: I don’t know why that made me a bit happy inside
iamthemasta: I guess I think the Crinkle-Hammer is funny to watch
Crinkle: Phase One: Polite Request, complete.
iamthemasta: Crinkle
Crinkle: mhm?
iamthemasta: I need to find a parody of “Like a Boss”
iamthemasta: and name it “Like a Mod”
MajDingleberry: SO WHATS GOING ON GUYS
Crinkle: ha
iamthemasta: and bestow it upon you as a gift
iamthemasta: BE POLITE (Like a Mod)
MajDingleberry: HAVING FUN/?
Crinkle: Maj, stop the caps.
MajDingleberry: WHAT?
iamthemasta: If you wanna be silenced you can simply ask her to silence you.
Crinkle: that’d make this a lot faster
MajDingleberry: SILENCE ME PLEASE SO I CAN FIND CAPS LOCK
MajDingleberry: I WILL FIND HIM FOR YOU
Crinkle: okay.
(15 seconds later)
cdakak: why silence because of caps?
aphexacid: because of ignored warnings
cdakak: why warn?
Crinkle: because those are the rules.
iamthemasta: Obvious troll is obvious.
Crinkle: why question?
cdakak: because
cdakak: he has the same right as you
Crinkle: it’s against kong rules. excessive caps, are against the rules. that is all.
(15 seconds later)
amlake: WAFFLES OR PANCAKES?
GhostInGears: For what?
Crinkle: really?
amlake: MY FOOD
amlake: WHAT ELSE
iamthemasta: I thought that was cdakak
amlake: SOC HOOSE 1
amlake: SO CHOOSE 1
Crinkle: amlake, i just went through the whole “excessive caps speech”
iamthemasta: ^
amlake: srry
Crinkle: please turn off your capslock. now.
amlake: ok so waffles or pancakes
amlake: PANCAKES OR MOTHER ****IN WAFLLES
Crinkle: if anyone cares to participate in the breakfast poll, please do. i myself cannot eat either of those things, so do enjoy.
iamthemasta: aww crinkle
Crinkle: amlake. stop the ****ing caps. now.
iamthemasta: I feel sad
amlake: ok
amlake: now im calm
iamthemasta: I have $10 that amlake’s capslock will be back
amlake: WINNER!
[…]
ShotgunBuddy: Aaaaand who was it that gets the $10 now?
GhostInGears: Masta
amlake: u know what fk off ima play strike force heroes 2
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savvy14112: but then again I like fluffy pancakes with strawberry sauce
amlake: THEN GET FLUFFY WAFFLES AND PUT STRAWBERRY SAUCE ONT THAT
Crinkle: amlake, that is officially enough.
Crinkle: enjoy your break.
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britt9725: can you think of any more plurals that end in i like retrovirii and fungi?
iamme134: oh cacti
Xerxeneus: cacti is singular
rockstar117: cacti fungi
iamthemasta: Cactus is singular.
rockstar117: cactus is singular
britt9725: cactus is singular
Wingspan: cacti is plural
iamthemasta: Cacti is plural.
rockstar117: cacti is plural
britt9725: cacti is plural
iamthemasta: lol^
Xerxeneus: i say cactusesseses anyway so it dont matter
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HIRODENIRO: Gay in the present meaning not the old meaning
HIRODENIRO: Get your language shit together
oksapoiss: It still means happy :D
HIRODENIRO: It doesn’t
oksapoiss: It hasnt lost that meaning
HIRODENIRO: It has
oksapoiss: Definition of gay:
oksapoiss: 1 a : happily excited : merry b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits 2 a : bright, lively b : brilliant in color
oksapoiss: Still totally that
HIRODENIRO: Definiton of ****s givesn:
HIRODENIRO: None
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DrakeVonDragon: Come to talk more often.
DrakeVonDragon: Or I shall castrate you and play bocce with your balls.
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cookiegalcookie: “I’d like to thank the sidewalks most of all, for keeping me off the streets.”
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XxtwostepordubxX: HELLO ITELLENGENTS