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Game comments and reviews

10 More Bullets

Jun. 19, 2020

15

The BOTD error's on Kong's end. Something with the implementation of blocks screwed the API over, from what we can tell. If you aren't getting the badge, you should take a screenshot of the game INCLUDING the chatbar, the plug, and your username, go to "Game bug" on the Game tab, and report it there. If that doesn't work, contact support@kongregate.com with the same info. (Reposting admin advice from forums.) + to make people see this.

Line Game

Apr. 14, 2020

1

HORRIBLY DIFFICULT is an apt description of level E all right

NGU IDLE

Apr. 13, 2020

3

@HishamHaithA: It didn't use to give you that. Back when I chose the mystery prize, it just gave me the kitty, it was only changed later on because players threw hissy fits over it. (I personally found it funny and just went on with the game. It wasn't that major of a setback.)

In my absolutely unbiased opinion, this is the Game of the Year; not just on Kongregate, but on every platform. 5/5, favourited.

TUG THE TABLE

Jun. 17, 2019

1

Wow. Stealing a game that's already on this website, and has been for 6 years. That's probably a new low.

Flood Runner 4

Jun. 15, 2019

2

Reminder: kill enemies by holding "up" after jumping/double-jumping/gliding, even if you run out of glide. (Less damage, plus you get bonus points for doing so.) Go as high as possible, then go for whatever multiplier gems you can see and get at least to x15-x20 ASAP, even if it means you take some damage, and keep up that multiplier; at that rate of gaining points, you'll definitely get 10k before you die. Once you get the glide upgrade, the badge is already doable (I had 9.3k on my second try), but of course, more upgrades always help out (by glide x2 on level 9, it becomes a cakewalk).

Hook Ball

Feb. 28, 2019

6

casual game btw

Developer Reply

short even

Burntfires22: The Game

Dec. 25, 2016

8

my laptop overheated while i was playing this game, 11/10

Developer Reply

That's due to the ultra-realism in the game. Your PC thought it was real fire and RIP'd.

Clearly, we misunderstood the developer; the update's going to come on the 20th of November, 2017

Super Duck Punch!

Nov. 03, 2016

7

The memory leak in this game puts Clinton's e-mail scandal to shame

This is one of the most heartwrenching experiences I've gone through. It changed my life to such a degree, I've started to use periods properly. 11/10. (Music is great btw, link pls)

Developer Reply

just look up royalty free sad music ok fam

Half-Life 3

Jul. 16, 2016

2

Pure and unfiltered epicness, 11/10

https://gyazo.com/59790fbb370d4105ad63096497fcc07d.gif Is this a joke

aMaze(D) (SFW)

Jul. 15, 2016

2

>not combining the button and the textbox into one object, making the button not work when you hover over the text in the button

Zeus Age

May. 11, 2016

9

Everyone, please stop blaming greg for this piece of shit getting badges. It was not his decision, but the marketing department's. So was every MMO badge in the past year. This is still the same, "blatantly mediocre, spiced with a few horrible things" crapfest I've played months before, and honestly, that might be a worse crime than being utterly horrible like Legend Knight was. That said, what I'd like to ask from all of you is to stop blaming greg. He is not the decision maker in regards of MMOs, the marketing department is, and has been for the past year or so. (Those of you who were blaming GameStop may continue.) Overall, 1/5. Might not even bother with the medium.

Evo Explores

Apr. 11, 2016

14

Oh, btw, I've just checked the Greenlight page; turns out it was removed (probably, rightfully so, flagged into oblivion). Might want to remove that from the description, dev.

Developer Reply

Oh, my bad. I put the wrong link there. Fixed already :)

Evo Explores

Apr. 11, 2016

28

Lemme respond to some of these comments because why not ||| @crayzee_69: "it is not identical to monument valley" ~ I have two pictures for you. One is from this game, one is from Monument Valley. Tell me which is which. ~ http://bit.ly/1oQKIOk ~ http://bit.ly/1Vi7sVm | "Does the fact that it's like monument valley degrade the quality of gameplay at all?" ~ No, it does not. It does degrade the developer as a person, and it takes away any potential income MV's devs may have gotten. ||| @tobeglad: "lol the game is totally free on Kong" ~ Except you're still earning ad revenue, asking us to approve it on Steam so you can sell it for a price, and except for the mobile version, for which you charge two bucks. Ok.

Zombidle

Mar. 15, 2016

2

Kill one peasant. Get 3615 skulls.

Ork Buster

Mar. 14, 2016

6

Things like this make me hate the MMO genre. There are some great MMOs, with developers who actually care about their userbase, but then come people like the folks at Proficient City, who don't even give enough of a shit to get someone who speaks English on their customer service, as evidenced by the developer responses with hilariously broken grammar and remarks which completely ignore the concerns brought up by fellow players. This is the kind of behaviour which makes me hate society. I usually reserve the 1/5 rating for games with literally no gameplay value (e.g. PaperCup), but these devs are just asking for it. Ok then. Have your 1 star. (Part 2/2 because character limit)

Ork Buster

Mar. 14, 2016

6

It baffles me how people can still put time, energy, and effort to support people who create money-leeching tripe like this. Even if we completely disregard the fact that this is a clone of The King of Towers, which in turn is a clone of Kingdom Rush: this game is not finished. When the in-game characters simply don't finish their dialogue lines because it doesn't fit in the pre-made text bubble, you simply can't call your game finished. Charging money for playing something so blatantly flawed is insulting to me. I can't wrap my head around why this game even entered beta testing if they couldn't fix shit like this. I can't even imagine what the unfinished game would look like. Was it worse? Is that even possible? (Part 1/2 because character limit)