grrbippin's Comments

what would happen if i stopped sacrificing derps? would bob lose all his armies?

also, when a derp dies it frees up a space for breeding, so you can in theory put enough derps into an army to fight forever!

just figured out you can place a derp into the army when you are fighting if you have an empty space, such as when one of your derps dies in the fight...

A green shimmer appears and you fall to the ground. You look pretty hungry. how am i supposed to know how I look? i just fell to the ground... first thing i'd look at is where the heck i am!

new favorite worker: builder. He marches in front of his project on strike whenever he needs more resources.

the butler came twice in one day to ask for the night off.

anyone notice how the king sits? he must have a really sore back.

money is nice. people are nice. happiness is nice. now to find the way to get all three things without seriously jeoperdizing any of them, becuase somehow happiness determines population, which gives you more opportunites for gold, which determines whether you will succeed in life.

wow. just... wow.

save the turtles!

is it supposed to load before every segment?

i played this game for the first time years ago, and came back to it recently. Now that i have played more games, i caught more of the references and laughed way more than the first time!

i just built a tower with a hollow center and they can't kill me.

my dinosaur encasing planetoid names AXE reached a radius of 183 miles before getting pulled out of control by the neighboring planet's gravity field, spiraling out of control and smashing said planet. AXE exploded. The planet had not a scratch. three bugs died.

clicky sticky

it's loading... this game looks disgusting. guess i'll go play something else. "edit" ok, i was wrong. this game is gross, funny, and i like the pink head and nose wiggling.

this game is great! my favorite part is when you are juuust starting to slow down, then you hit the ground and bounce at head-level... then seven bears run up from behind at just the right time for you to hit all of them and travel just a little more.

needs more explosions, but i still gave it a four star for addictiveness and plain number growth.

this game is not one of my favorite games, does not make my top-ten list of best games ever made, and definitely does not make me laugh my head off when i play it. I have not played it several times and showed all my friends this game, and i will never do so. I hate the graphics, the storyline, plot, your voice (It's really bad!), and that stinking (literally) GOAT. The squirrel is, to put it nicely, the ugliest squirrel alive, and i want to crush it. also, everything i said before this sentence is a lie. also, THERE IS NO GAME!!

why is the only flavor text for the nasty poo-covered sewer enemies?