greedor

A bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While he was lying there,a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the bird lay in the pile of dung, he realized it was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy, and very soon began singing in joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
1. Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
2. Not every one who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
3. When your in deep sh*t, its best to keep your mouth shut.