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Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion

…There’s A REASON Why Atheists Don’t Fly Planes Into Buildings

“Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.”­ God

… JESUS: He’s Dead.It’s Been 2,000 years.He’s Not Coming Back.Get OVER It Already!

…Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season

…I Wouldn’t Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist

…People Who Don’t Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn’t Have Such Funny Beliefs

…Jesus is Coming? Don’t Swallow That

…Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!

…GOD – APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!

…Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK

…God Doesn’t Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You

…You Say “Heretic” Like It Was a BAD Thing

…Science: It Works, Bitches

…“Intelligent Design” Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987

…I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent

…My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel

…If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?

…I Forget – Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?

…I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God

…The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative

…JESUS SAVES….You From Thinking For Yourself

…How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can’t Even Define It?

…Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do

…WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died

…Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony

…God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?