fjfjfj123's Comments

Funny, you'd expect henchmen that can take down AGENTS to be able to defeat COPS during their missions. And if they can't beat the COPS, they shouldn't be able to take over the world.

"Not easily frightened" Accidentally types k on the wrong computer in response to a FB post. Security guards run.

Just chilling at the pool. Wondering where the heck my freaking lioin is at.

"Norman Knights lose 246 men, annihilating the rest of my 68 hurscals" "Norman Knights Flee" "You ripe-mouthed cur" The rest of the Normans retreat.

@FoxyFromFNAF No, but I love it when I finally have an established perimeter of infantry consisting of, 3 medics, engineer, 3 grunts, 1 ranger trained grunt, 2 spec ops, Sarge, one officer, 2 zooks, and a signaler, call a bomb drop, then naval artillery when a T21 comes in with like 9 infantry. Then the 2 artillery rounds hits EXACTLY AT MY DEFENSIVE LINE, AND AT MY FORWARD SPEC OPS+ SARGE AND MEDIC POST. Like, wow... Then the T21 shoots exactly at the officer who I made run. Then, The bomb hits 2 fleeing grunts, and only then does the Zook finally shoot the tank (killing 1 of the German infantry). Then I retreated with no surviving men, and got the medal of honor. Nice job Zooky...

Holy... A miracle happened. A supply crate dropped RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SQUAD! You would think that it would actually help, right? NOPE! They all got overran by a tank all they got was letters from home...

Am I the only one who is sane enough to NOT freaking attack the GLOBAL WARLORD when you are the ONLY FREAKING PERSON?

Don't you hate it when your medic comes in with more rifle skill than your SNIPER? Or when your soldier has an enemy RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM, and misses, then get killed by CQC? Or the worst, you just upgraded 3 guys to ranger, make the 3 of them to get a crate right in front of the enemy lines, and a freaking tank comes in, you call a naval Artillery, and it hits AROUND the tank where your guys are. Now, explain to me how the Army Generals keep sane...

I'm confused. I came back after a day, and it says 0 dark knights, but Catherine says that I gained 14,782 dark knights. So... DOes it just go into troops?

Most likely not, connor. It should have your drafted troops there once you research warfare.

Love the queen. Its sort of like my little cousin IRL. So adorable the way she responds. "Rats in the Barracks" I haven't even built one! XD

Templars can only be stopped by death, or unless they lose their swords and armor in battle. " THe good news is that your army never permanently dies. They come back as untrained soldiers."

Rebellious colonials! They've taken over the lands already claimed by us! They worship a foreign goddess! They even became their own kingdom! Our capitol will have to destroy these puny rebels! I've come up with my own RP whilee watching the resources tick by... Draining my life force.

So, the enemy army is strong, their leader stupid. Now, I'm standing here like, why do you follow him? I go to war and win, losing about 30% of my population. I guess Napoleon learned about this battle and came up with his quote about fearing an army of sheep being led by a lion.

"Every 500 years." Duuude... Imagine that. 8000 B.C. Cavemen probably clubbed the things to death. Inferior weaponry, tactics, training, etc. And we're having touble with this batch?

If it were actually me, I'd be like, "Screw this, deuces, I'm going to sleep this whole evil army stuff..." Seriously, they called me down when I was in heaven, eating my foods, drilling the army there, and I get called down by some half-wit scholar and makes me a street urchin! The nerve!!!

What we require is a smarter unit AI... Seriously, like, follow me dang it! I pressed the force fire, yet the idiot won't jump over a barrel to get near me. Sgt: Soldier! This is boot camp, run the course! Soldier: It's cool, I'll give you 100$ if you don't make me run it. Sgt: Oooh, money, kay, you passed boot camp.

Painful ways to die: Drill bomb to the crotch, Spun across the solar system faster than lightspeed, landing on a mine, blown across the solar system again, then crashing face first into the sun.

TFW your rocket barely passes a guy's head and the smoke touches the guy and all you see is a x3

That awkward moment when 75% of your squad gets blown up and your Officer's brains are all over you but you keep shooting at a tank because you are one of the last remaining soldiers against 4 arties 17 enemy infantry, and 2 tanks with the training of the average soldier. 'Murica!