firehawk123

lol this really happened

randtheftaudo6: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be “Sir”. Do you maggots understand that?
firehawk123: blow me
firehawk123: sir
grandtheftaudo6: Bullshit I can’t hear you. Sound off like you got a pair
AlexOutlaw: YES SIR
firehawk123: SIR BLOW ME SIR
grandtheftaudo6: I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fcuk a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.
RA1190: ayberch whats up
firehawk123: SIR WTF SIR
AlexOutlaw: yes SIR
grandtheftaudo6: Where the hell are you from anyway firehawk123
firehawk123: SIR IRELAND SIR
AlexOutlaw: yes SIR
grandtheftaudo6: Holy dog shit! Ireland? Only steers and queers come from Ireland, firehawk123, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
firehawk123: SIR NO SIR
AlexOutlaw: yes sir
grandtheftaudo6: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
firehawk123: SIR **** NO SIR
AlexOutlaw: YES SIR
grandtheftaudo6: You’d better flush out your head, new guy. This isn’t about freedom; this is a slaughter
firehawk123: SIR YES SIR ILL GO SOAK MY HEAD IN THE TOILET
grandtheftaudo6: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o’ shit, firehawk123, or did you have to work on it?
firehawk123: SIR I WORKED HARD ON IT SIR
AlexOutlaw: sir
Maru123: sir
AlexOutlaw: what
grandtheftaudo6: Today… is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty!
Maru123: Ok sir!
firehawk123: SIR I DO COCK MAGIC SIR
grandtheftaudo6: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of shit!
firehawk123: SIR MY COCK IS MAGIC SIR
grandtheftaudo6: I’m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!
firehawk123: SIR YES SIF
firehawk123: SIR
AlexOutlaw: ur not sir ur a gay
firehawk123: SIR PLEASE RIP MY BALLS OFF*
Maru123: Um…
grandtheftaudo6: kinky mofo
firehawk123: SIR
Maru123: Sir whats going on
firehawk123: SIR PLEASE TEAR THEM OFF NOW SIR
Maru123: Please kill firehawk now sir
grandtheftaudo6: ill bite the bstards off
firehawk123: SIR YES SIR
Maru123: Grand can u create a room
AlexOutlaw: sir yes sir
Maru123: Ill join it
firehawk123: SIR I LIKE TITS SIR
grandtheftaudo6: is that y u have some ?
firehawk123: SIR YES SIR
grandtheftaudo6: good boy
firehawk123: SIR THANKS SIR
grandtheftaudo6: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy ****er starts jerking off in the waiting room.