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Homework is when your teacher gives you a paper because he is too busy sleeping or whatever so he can pretend to be teaching you while you are at home instead of him doing it at school.

Homework originated as a form of torture during the Middle Ages. Specific details on homework are sparse, because those who engage in homework are much too busy doing it to explain it. However, some facts on homework can be pieced together from speculation and terrifying eyewitness accounts.

Homework is also used by the school to get a sample of your hand writing and finger-prints.

Homework comes from the Greek word hoemwerk which literally means “death by torture”. It is given to us so that it can one day rule the world by slowly filling our brains with wrong information and using up so much of our time that it is quite literally impossible for us to do anything of importance at all, or to learn anything of actual value.