dug_4man's Comments

If spies really can't be seen until 2 feet away when they're wearing all black in an ice cream parlor, i like your reasoning.

helicopter pilot 1: O look, a gigantic flock of geese... how beautiful! pilot 2: RUN EM DOWN!!!

Enemy patrol: Hmmm.... looks like a norse god stole a greek gods armor.... lemme just hunker down behind my trusty riot shield and i will be impervious to his atta- SKADOOSH!!!

is my comuter rascist? every time i play this game i start somewhere in afrika......

when will there be a sequel? capitalist racing? wait, thats nascar.

dam canadian walrus, francell have to pay the ultimate price... Launch sattelite 58749 comrade general!

ahaha did anyone else play for the sole reason of this guy looks kinda like a cleanshaven osama bin ladin?!

unrealistic, not enough blacks.

johnson! if your late for work again, ya fiyad! o, and i somehow own all the other cars on the road so dont f**k up.

i cryed when the sun came up.

look at the scoreboards! im tied for first!

Why the HELL am i fighting a fighting a floating head with a beasty beard that shoots lasers?! I love beards! And lasers! GAAAAA!

ahahaha, just aliened jesus!

of course it starts in africa....

no occifr, i did not kill those innocent kids. scouts honor.

Why is Burittos banned from candyland?! and why no chocolate?!!!!!!!

methinks i just shat mehself

Why are there so many boats in one waterway?!

i has dead. twice

how did i lose?