dopeydoo's Comments

lol "Approximate number of days until vaccine completion: infinity"

according to the kongregate total highscore list for all time (wow, does that sound epic), nobody has ever gotten the 100 billion achievement, or even the 1 billion achievement

Did anyone else win just by doing the worm?

oh, and the tag is a lie! (it's tagged as boxhead, emo, buttonhunt, BMX, and blackjack.)

alright, I can't be the only one who completely disregarded the multipliers and started making him look like a bad-ass ninja, right? (especially during slo-mo; MATRIX TIME FTW!!!!!)

"k hon, goin out for a drive on 'straight-as-shit' road, be home later." *gets in car* "Let's see what's on the radio... hmm... here we go, somebody telling me how to drive. now, for a nice, leisurely... whoah, was that a spike? good thing I dodged it. who would leave th- WHOAH! another one? what's going on? why cant I turn off this road? Where's the exit?......wh-what's that green thing? oh no! I'm gonna hit it.... wait... that was delicious, an HOLY F*$&K EMP MINES! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS STREET!?!?!?!?!?!? Oohh, purple thingys!"

+ if you shot up, hit the apple, and the arrow continued through to his brain

short... tooo short.... dun DUN Dunnnnnnn.....

ok, so u can open the recycle bin, and send an email... how does this game even get 1.35 average?!? -17/5

oh, and after 3 rounds fully upgraded, I had 76,600 coins, and nowhere to spend them.

my best in meters is 35,745 and in points, on that round I got over 40,000. + if you think that's pretty good.

ok, to add to my last comment: So far, in the audiance, I've seen: Pink ninjas, gay bikers, native americans, a cop, a pedophile flasher, a pirate, and elvis. OMGWTFBBQ!!!

great game, but... WHATS UP WITH THE PINK NINJAS, GAY BIKERS, AND PIRATES THAT ARE IN THE AUDIANCE? just thought I'd point that out.

where are driving, where cars go up to 500 mph without breaks, and there are no cops on this infinite highway? I mean really, is this Toyotaland?

ok, none of these are f-ing pokemon!

NEEDS BADGES!!!!1! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL BADGER!!!! WAIT, IS MY CAPS LOCK STUCK?!?!?!!?!? &$#%@#$%^&!

epic game!

fully upgraded, on one round, got 5181 height & 54269 length. personal record in both!

pretty cool, I gotta say.

YEAH!!! 31! ... I know, I'm pathetic, but... shut up! you were adopted!