delta14672

By opening this profile and reading this text, you are hereby legally bound to follow all the rules included below.

Rule 1:Be cool like Fonz.
Rule 2:Do not flame on the religion I’ve chosen.
Rule 3:Move to Australia.
Rule 4:Never watch, think, talk, text, type, or otherwise. In any way, shape, or form. Mention the TV show “South Park”
Rule 5:Do not blatantly disregard spelling.
Rule 7:Never say the number that comes before 7.
Rule 8:Drink coffee.
Rule 9:Try to avoid taking offense at my sarcasm.
Rule 10:Remember to look up a new word every day.
Rule 11:Attempt to take to heart a wise saying, each day.
Rule 12:Don’t be so boring.
Rule 13:Avoid trolling or be ban-hammered.
Rule 14:Look up the words “Troll”, and “Trolling”.
Rule 15:Don’t be alarmed.
Rule 17:Do not mention, in any way, the number before 7.
Rule 18:Do not complain that I expect you to learn to spell, most of the time. While I do not always use perfect grammar.
Rule 19:Perfect grammar makes the internet sound a corporate board room, chill out.
Rule 20:Chill out.
Rule 21:The rules are subject to change at anytime, you must continue to check them every so often.
Disclaimer:Most of these rules are subject to change and mild interpretation, rules 1, 7, 17, and 20, are not negotiable.
Disclaimer 2:This and the previous disclamer are subject to change.