darlingt's Comments

A big THANK YOU to John and Tasselfoot for this game. It highly entertained me for a half-hour this evening while I was drunk. :)

I loved this. Both of the "main" endings were great, and the 100% completion ending had me slack-jawed. 5/5. I would also love to see a much-expanded version of this game, with more branches and more storyline. But this is excellent nonetheless.

That was fun. As noted, there are a few minor bugs still, mostly related to hitting things when you're dragging boxes, but they don't majorly detract from gameplay. And I love Kitty McMeowMeow Whiskerface. 4/5*, pending a fix of the few glitches. :)

Rarely have I been as thrilled, creeped out, and entertained by a simple Flash game as I was by this one. Kudos.

"Bacon Instinct: with Kevin Bacon" I kind of want to see this movie now.

21 points. 20 for the challenge, and one for rating this game a 1/5. The controls are too sensitive, the gameplay is only very occasionally interesting, and the fact that you have to restart the ENTIRE FRAKKIN' LEVEL when you mess up all contribute to this epitome of suck that I currently have the displeasure to see when I look at the front page of Kongregate.

As previously noted, make it challenging quicker and it'll get a lot better. I think it should get 3.5/5 stars, but I gave it 4/5 based on potential, cause it's a really cool concept, and I feel that it could be really good.

Three stars. You lose one because of the deceptive hidden link, and you lose one because really, even an eight-year-old can spell "height".

Holy. Freaking. Craaaaaaap. That's 55 minutes of my life I'll never get back... and 55 minutes I don't particularly *want* back. Never have I had more fun wasting time. :)

My high score crashed at 89,922,822. I was hoping I could roll it over... :( Anyway, 3/5. Needs upgrades, bug fixes, etc. Still fun to mess around with for a few minutes, though.

Great concept. Loved the Tetris music in the background. Too glitchy to be much fun, though. 3/5.

Not the most epic thing to come out of Armor Games, but still very solid. If I could, I'd give it a 4.5/5, but I don't think it deserves 5 stars, so I have to go with a 4.

1 star for it being a game. 1 star for cute graphics. 1 star for instructions. 3/5. Good way to get the kinks out.

Not my kind of game, but still very well done. 5/5.

It's not like any game needs badges. But this one deserves them for its achievement setup. Not to mention the fact that it's a great game. 5/5.

20/20. Fairly simple if you know the ToS and rules. Fun to do, though.

If you don't get the Gen. Zaroff reference, read the short story "The Most Dangerous Game." Then think about how it applies here.

217. I think I'm satisfied now...

307... I'm satisfied now. :)

I love it solely for the fact that you can punch Maddox. 5/5