darian575's Comments

Look, since you all clearly don't get it: Abusive Video Game Manipulation. It's a commentary on online games like FarmVille and the likes that reward you for "clicks." Play Edmund's game The Basement Collection on Steam, unlock AVGM, and watch his deleted scene from Indie Game: The Movie. But really, I hope someone other than me figured this out. (Seriously though this guy makes good games.)

It seems that all the progress I made before the game got achievements is gone. That was roughly two hours worth of my life. I'm a bit disappointed.

You know, this game is very enjoyable. Dozens of riders and dozens of tracks mixed with awesome gameplay and fun minigames is almost bliss. Almost. Because while many of the tracks are sufficiently challenging and fun, the later levels are simply frustrating, and you really only win when you get a stroke of luck and the opponent in front of you messes up. And while character-specific levels are always fun, I feel having the final level playable only with Cyclo King was not wise, as my playstyle preferred I use an agile character like Bubble Pop Jim, making it hard for me to play as Cyclo King. I request that you tone done the difficulty of the few final levels, and change the final level to be playable with all characters. Even so, it's still a great game, worthy of five out of five stars. Thank you.

The ending movie is the most unexpected thing ever. And it is hilarious.

You would think an anvil to the head would kill you, but no, octopuses are very tough creatures.

Ok, come on, time to let up. Everyone knows that the secret character is not Mel Gibson, it's Greg. That's right, it's Greg. The developer decided it would be funny to mess with people who haven't gotten the good ending yet, so he tole everyone to tell everyone in the comments that it was Mel Gibson. So joke's over.

I played this game on Newgrounds a few years back. When I saw it here on Kongregate, I figured I could cheat and play again. I was wrong. This guy was serious about living only once.

Created a cure, destroyed the portal, drafted a constitution, and reclaimed the whole city. And every single soldier I had was nicknamed "Winks".

Say, I love this and Racers, but why don't you put Racers here on Kong? I don't see why not.

Funny, the final meteor that I made that killed the dinosaur was named Greg... hmm....

This game is kind of like Metroid, huh?

So when you scare all 30 of them away, the house is haunted, but when you kill like 5 people the house is to be sold? WTF?

The music is called "Popcorn Eon Remix" by Eon. It says right there in the credits. So no one asks anymore, will someone + this up?

That king's a royal pain in the ass.

All right, 100% completion! Sweet! 32 minutes it took me, but it was a good game, so I don't mind. Now, I hope to GOD I can do that all over again when this thing gets badges, because this doesn't save your game. Uh-Oh.

@axisofambigiguity Before you correct someone else's grammer, make sure you actually know correct grammer. "Geez, the English is here is terrible." Just a tip.

THe hit detection can be a bit off sometimes. I was about to manuever away from one of those dalmations when I suddenly died. Granted, I was dangerously close, but definitely not close enough for a hit.

Why don't you put up the version of Portal Defenders that has the secret Halloween mode? I like playing in that mode. Could you put it up? Thanks in advance.

Why do games that don't really need badges (example: Hero Interactive's Light Sprites) get badges, yet games that deserve them (example: most everything by Nitrome) don't get squat? Seriously, it's weird.

One word (besides these, of course): BADGES.