crypto1337's Comments

great game if only the goddamn hit detection was done by a retarded baboon.

game requires too much dumb luck. 1/5

just as long as the first meaning 3:30 haha what jokes

cool game, got to play one battle, clicked buy more in the blacksmith not knowing it would freeze and make what already took 10 mins to load a even worse game.

so this is just three towers solitaire with instead of a time limit, a golf related limit. ya... fail to see the hype. 2/5 for your clever attempt at hiding that.

same as your other games, try something different, 2/5

everything about the game is awesome but then you decided to allow in-game purchases to get your greedy hands rich. This is a flash game, it will always be free. If you want money, actually invent your own game engine and a new IP then i'll pay. otherwise, Fck. You.

too bad ads slow your comp down, and usually carry malicious code. so screw you kong, ill keep me adblocker

He ain't a samurai that would imply a master, this man is a ronin

and there ain't enough battles in the demo for that

under bonus, if you buy the game with kreds because it needs 33 blue stars or somethin

more bonus would be super. as endless 1 is far too easy at higher levels, and at higher levels there ain't many battles that give super xp like endless.

5$ well spent, thanks for the addition of a 'cow' level...

lengthy? 9 battles ain't lengthy.

maneuverability is useless, maxing it makes your ship handle like a shopping cart full of bricks, either you go up 50 ft or drop suddenly, there's no control. 3/5, basic upgrades, same system as other launcher games, and based on the quest design very obvious the shi/tty jbot programmed it

so i buy anti-poo? and it doesnt DO ANYTHING except waste 30k

so it takes 100k for part 1 500k for the next, is it gonna have the third bit for 2.5 million? where i have to watch a silly animation for 10 minutes per shot? You have offered nothing new to the launcher games except for... nothing. 1/5

so your shitty programming is showing, there is about a .5 sec delay from pressing kick and it actually stopping

WTF Santa more like satan, hit him once for 59% then never again higher than 5%, he kills you everytime without fail. thanks for fckin wasting my time, 20 minutes lost never to return to the fckin imbecile programming

game has serious memory leak issues.