coit105_mess's Comments

Oh dear god, it's like Dibbles all over again...

'You're fighting a lawyer mugger' So I'm fighting a lawyer...

'As I try to get my family back' This ruined the opening story for me as I just couldn't get every Harrison Ford movie out of my head...

So you're saying there are spiders capable of surviving primitive artillery vaguely scathed? Way to help me sleep at night...

'Couldn't get in with the cool kids, so now I just fire myself further and further at high speed across a junkyard.' F***ing emo robots.

If there's a sequel, I shan't play it unless it's titled 'Dibbles 3: Marxist uprising'.

Am I the only one who was reminded of the prophecy in Harry Potter when I saw the title?

Goo created -> Earth eaten -> new timeline where Earth never existed created. Simple.

Achievements anyone?

F*** 'priority' systems just have default setting as 'go to nearest motherf***er' and I'll be happy.

There should be greater bonus's for each raid above the gold. Let's say, 15% more than usual?

PARTICLE EFFECTS PLEASE!!! :P

I'd like for the rival vamp to be from twilight. I'd also like the option to kill the rival vamp with high exposure to testies.

Fantastic little game, loved 'don't shit your pants' and I love this. Now for the tricky third installment. CAN'T F***ING WAIT!

BAH! GREEN BOX THREW ME OFF!

Need's more levels. AND COWS!

Simple, great. No real flaws. 5/5

Saw 'cheating' and saw the hot blond. I then clicked. This is so not what I expected

Also, the name, TERRIBLE. Just TERRIBLE.

Terribly historically inaccurate stuff, not just the medical witch, and I don't understand what the hell is actually going on. This is just numbers on a screen with bad images next to them. The music's also bad quality it has that weird fuzz some youtube music videos that have badly ripped music have. This is so bad it's offensive to me. I shall stop playing and rate it poorly.