coachb05's Comments

Since a few people are dense, at the main menu at the top left, click on the speaker and music buttons to mute sounds and music.

It only took me 8 years to get the Hard badge, but I followed Aaants's advice and got it on try #4 today!

I was going to mostly obey... then when the voice called me a woman instead of a man, I decided to be like a woman - and not pay attention to that man!

When I first played this game, I gave it a 5-star. Now, it lags uncontrollably, and I have high-speed cable internet and a better computer. Am I the only one who lags?

First time I've played this game with music on, and I just noticed that each number has a pitch. Going from 1 up to 8 makes a Major Octal scale. Too bad 5 is the limit on the star rating, otherwise I would give it a 9!

After rebooting the game because Firefox crashed, the controls button popped up (wasn't there the first time). Still can't get past 45 seconds in Challenge mode. Dunno how this averages a 3.7 / 5

I love how I have played this game for 15-20 minutes, and 3 of the stupid games in Challenge mode that keep coming up haven't come up ONCE in Standard mode; no button I press seems to work for any of them...

"Find a shorty and SMACK THAT ASS" . No, that will not help. "YES IT WILL!" . No, I don't think that will work. PISS OFF THEN!

This is just a rip-off of Jazz, a game that came with Windows 3.1x . Just replace the rapidly expanding balls with lines that could section the balls and/or eat up space to get above 80%

This was a 5/5 game UNTIL I started playing the Alien campaign, and couldn't get a f****** rocket launcher or sniper 2 games in a row on the first mission...

I had such grand hopes for this game but it didn't meet ANY OF THEM. In comparison, You Have to Burn the Rope does all that, and more!

Is it bad that on 1.2 I pushed the box off the ledge and accidentally killed my lover, then tried to get the money from her life insurance?

I forgot to mention I have tried IE, Firefox, Opera, and Chrome, and it equally hates them all. The game itself gets a 4/5, but connectivity issues make it a 1/5.

I love how this will NOT work on my satellite internet or dial-up, and it barely works 50% on my school computer or a different library computer...

"To the moon, Alice!" "We can't Ralph, some penguin with a cannon just blew it up!!!"

So, I can play this at school, save it to a flash drive, and then play it at home from the point I saved??? Sir, this game is an 11 star (using penguin math, I can only give it a 5/5)!

I gave you a 5 because you had a loaded gun and a grenade in the game, and it was well done. I just wish I could have used the grenade on someone XP

1.) I love how you have no chance to zoom in, so some of the tiny islands you can't bloody see. (2.) A little pinprick can make all the difference. If I know the country and get close enough, give me the credit. (3.) WTF is up with Canaris coming up a million times? Nobody cares, as Wikipedia says it doesn't exist!

I gave it a 4/5 for the gameplay and music, but when you surprised me with a jogging/running level, I had to give it the 5th star for the twist!

Did anyone else spend extra time on level 28 just to make sure every invisible box became visible?