burrito's Comments

uzzbuzz at it again with a top monthly game. I am constantly amazed by the quality of work that uzz delivers, and am glad we have a man like him to glue to community together.

Cool, another game that is bad that has kreds interactions that gets badges....

Unbalanced.

Kill me now....

Kill me now

My times are 42, 10, 35, 52, 52, 60, 35, 57, 53, 46! I think those are all pretty impressive scores! If you beat one, message me and we can see what the lowest times on all the levels are.

I LITERALLY CAN'T DO ANYTHING! *TURN ON WEBCAM TO WALK AWAY FROM COMPUTER*

Every once in a while, a game comes along that defines our generation. This is that game. The music should be played in Carnegie Hall and the sound effects are up to par with the blockbuster games of our generation. The characters are incredibly developed, and every single cactus I dodged made me fall more in love with the cowboy. The symbolism of dodging cactuses for badges should not go unnoticed either, as it really creates an emotional bond to the cowboy. The idea of using the arrow keys to control really enforces the idea of a controlling relationship to the cowboy, and the added jump feature shows the uselessness of many actions in our lives today. Brilliant game, 1/5.

Power ups in practice mode shouldn't cost money. I can't practice a hole to perfection when it costs me 150 bucks a time.

Beat the last level twice for the "Jack of all trades" sequence.

How do I find this game so repulsive. The people are very illogical, and I just don't quite get how they spawn, how they take over buildings, and the such.

Every time I get a 5 hit combo, I totally think it say Shit combo.

Wait, what kind of achievement is conquering CANADA?

The badge is misleading. While it says you must complete the game, you must actually complete ALL LEVELS. You cannot use the 2 skips the game provides you with.

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Heres a walkthrough I made. http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFC68EA95A60340E0

I have a physics test to study for tomorrow anyways. I just call this multitasking.

Hey, a newly badge MMO having server problems? Well I never...

It be awesome if there was an option that prevented weapons from switching automatically. I am using the frying pan because I prefer it, and it should force me to scramble for the 1 key as soon as I run over a sun flower.

WHY IS THERE NO API?