brian2010's Comments

Boh-oh(yawns)-oring game.

Well, dear DisruptorBeam guys, if you still think that losing a battle with the odds standing at 160:2 is fair, then 1/5 stars for the game is just as fair. You've asked for it >;[

Losing a fight after having the odds 60:1 in my favor... Nice job guys. Do these stats actually mean something, or are they just for display?

Three top-level shower booths and three top-level outhouses - and guess what: no one, I mean no one, ever taking a shower or taking a dump...

There's an another unpleasant bug that requires fixing - the antidote thing. At present, if antidotes are manufactured in the Item shop, they _replace_ the existing antidotes in the inventory, rather than add up to them. For example, if you have, let's say, 17 antidotes, and produce 5 more using the Item Shop, then you'll have 5 total rather than 22.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now." / Douglas Adams, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I said WEST, private! You are to obey my orders! Ordnung muss sein!

Thumbs up for the next Papa's joint - it should definitely be "Papa's Hot XXX Strip Club-eria"! After all, cooking tacos, ice cream, burgers and pancakes is too mainstream, it's time to move on to something more serious and funny!

Another junk food place! What a load of...

"Once upon a time oil was found here. Suddenly the country started running low on democracy. Intelligence also reports weapons of mass destruction, a lot of terrorists and Justin Bieber were found here". You rock guys!! 5/5!! You rock, guys! 5/5!!!

Gladiator: - But sir, I'm wounded! I'm bleeding! I've lost my leg! I want to surrender!!! Gladiator Sergeant: - Don't you even think about giving up, maggot! Stand and fight! Or at least, stand on one foot and block the attacks with your shield! And don't forget to greet the public!!! Gladiator: - Oh, crap. I wish I could die quickly...

"Technical error occurred while retrieving the game data. Please contact support." -- Out of all the ways to get the game rating drop from 5/5 to 1/5 in one second, this one is sure the best! :)

"You were disconnected from the server". Again. For the nth time. You're kidding, right?...

Love the tits on the new title screen. Must be an H-cup... Other than that, it's a plain piece of bull.

Is this like a 8-bit preview for Diablo III? :-)

There should definitely be an "evil" mode to scare away the unfriendly or greedy customers, like adding "special" ingredients to their burgers. A nice mixture of a sleeping pill with a gentle laxative may be a good idea... Or a "Kate Moss Special" burger (bread, lettuce, tomato, beef and ipecac syrup).

The games is unbalanced: easy as pie in early missions, impossible to win by the end of the second region. And yes, the AI is pretty dumb.

Limited ammo vs. unlimited number of aliens... WTF? And no grenades... 3/5

Day 67... Just like day 65, day 64 and other 63 days before... Just plain boring... 1/5.

Easy as pie... On levels from 1st to 11th (until the humans get flak tanks) just get as many "Death bringers" (flyer that can attack both air and ground units) as possible. Then, starting from level 12, humans get flak tanks, missile tanks and a lot of air-to-air attack choppers. To deal with them, it's easiest to use three-pronged tactic: first, take out all flak units using mines (one mine can take out two flak tanks at a time - just wait until they'll be at the same spot), then send out some "Flying Horrors" to clear the skies, and then top up with the "Death bringers" to terminate the remaining cannon fodder. Go with 6 to 8 mines, 4 to 6 "Flying Horrors" and spend the rest of points on "Death bringers".