breakherlegs

#CrossyeforMod2017

’I’m a junkyard full of false starts’

DRANK IS HEALTH, TRAMA IS MANA
YE.

I like cats, good jams, and cigarettes.
That is the making of a good life.

If you’re really very drunk, clap your hands.
claps

Elliott Smith makes me melt all everywhere. Also mad for Eyedea/Carbon Carousel/Oliver Hart/Michael Larsen, Songs Ohia, God is an Astronaut, If These Trees Could Talk, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Decemberists, Mountain Goats, WHY?, Jesse Stewart, Sublime, Russian Circles, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Smiths, Pixies, Violent Femmes, Big Black/Shellac, Somali Yacht Club, Dead Kennedys, Pat the Bunny, My Sleeping Karma, Antlers, Nirvana, Sufjan Stevens… and, well, I could do this for hours.

Honestly, music and cats is a great way to start conversations with me. ^.

Hearts & shit.

‘I want a patch of blue sky to follow me,
Unfold an origami death mask,
& cut my DNA with rubber traits’.

<3 The Great Yepidemic (08/12/16/). Never forget. <3

And now for why Aimless is best…
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Ambjack: Do you want to B.G.O., man? It doesn’t have to B. G.O., man
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peepmasta: **** you too Brotherman Brea
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widgetdog: whenever break says something i scramble to find something remotely funny to say back so as not to disappoint
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OmnisMoriar: break is like rick from rick and morty in a good way.
OmnisMoriar: nah I mean you are just chill and cool and doesn’t give a **** and also drunk, like rick
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Corbinian: “cogito ergo sum” is the most famous voltaire quote.
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breakherlegs: Lol, tack, I guess. XD
Delalcon: tack?
breakherlegs: Tack is thanks, ye?
Delalcon: Wack, I guess
Delalcon: Wack is welcome, I suppose
breakherlegs: . Don’t be silly. ‘tack’ is thanks in Swedish.
Delalcon: Sack
Delalcon: Sack is sure, btw
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ErgoDyne: break, why didn’t you warn us about the terrorist attack?
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141Cross: hi im new here
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ZodiacSlaughter: King’s X is so good.
ZodiacSlaughter: Holy shit.
ErgoDyne: Stopdoingdrugs
ZodiacSlaughter: It’s not drugs. It’s King’s X!
ErgoDyne: So it’s royal drugs… stopdoingthem
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Spennder: holy shit holy shit holy shit guys
Spennder: im so excited
141Cross: yay!
141Cross: excitement!
Spennder: they finally got more avacados in the shop
141Cross: …
141Cross: great.
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widgetdog: anyone know if any lady regulars arent in zods harem other than her holiness?
OmnisMoriar: All of them? lol.
OmnisMoriar: Zod’s harem is ‘left hand’ and ‘right hand’.
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breakherlegs: I liked Omnishomie before it was cool to like Omnishomie.
Wickedspyder: when did that become cool?
Wickedspyder: jk omnis
peepmasta: I hated Brea before she was relevant.
breakherlegs: When did I become relevant?
breakherlegs: jk me.
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AmuTsukiyomi: …..Actually…funny thing about that Legs…
breakherlegs: Man, this is suspenseful. >.>
CrowCane: XD
OmnisMoriar: Amu already passed out lol
ChloeT42: XD
breakherlegs: Ya mean I gotta wait six decades to hear the thing? D: ****!
ChloeT42: Man, way to end on a cliff hanger..
breakherlegs: No shit! XD
CrowCane: So break bby how about them pic ;P
ChloeT42: Ooh, break are we getting photo’s? ;D
CrowCane: Yes Crow is great at starting shite.
breakherlegs: sends many sexy pic No, but srsly. Did Amu actually pass out? I rly need to hear this thing. XD
ChloeT42: I’m pretty sure she did lol..
ChloeT42: ****ing boss ending, though, ngl.. xD
OmnisMoriar: she’s typing a massive paragraph i bet and getting pissed off at us
ChloeT42: XD LOL.. then she remembers the 250 Char limit and rage quits..
CrowCane: I bet
breakherlegs: No, but you seen how fast Amu paragraphs? That can’t be the case.
breakherlegs: Now, we will never know.:(
ChloeT42: xD We’ll find out next season, Brea, don’t worry.
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LexiiLuv: Because Ergo thinks she has me all figured out, when she really only knows what I allow her to see.
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justin123jk: losers who date online are loser
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stealthsilent: calling each other breaky and stealthy, is just another way of ****ing with me.
breakherlegs: I’m always ****in’ witchu, stealthy. XD
stealthsilent: **** you, you bitch
madart83: Breaky stealthy is hawt tehehe
stealthsilent: Ohhh i get it.
stealthsilent: I get it, this is your way of having fun.
breakherlegs: Aw, I <3 you too, stealthy. ^.
stealthsilent: Acting like girls
madart83: Flips hairs
stealthsilent: Being really stupid in the head.
madart83: Pokes out bum
stealthsilent: You think that’s funny.
breakherlegs: does make-up
madart83: Takes a selfie
stealthsilent: hhahaha **** you
breakherlegs: gossips
stealthsilent: **** off you **** frag
madart83: Does breaky hair
breakherlegs: does Mad’s nails
madart83: Makes him fabu
madart83: Look at them cornrolls
breakherlegs: Ooh, girrrrl, you stylin’.
madart83: You look like a thug son
madart83: Pink is so my color
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Alllexia: i’ll give you one last chance to stop
Delalcon: Could you please ****ing delete the account if you’re jsut going to be a bitch with it?
Delalcon: No YOU get one last chance.
Ambjack: So it is about authority, and hierarchy and debates over values
Ambjack: Delalcon, you get another chance
Ambjack: I will give you more if you like
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MisterQwerty: one time i put a spider on you while you slept
MisterQwerty: it, uh, crawled away and did nothing, but it’s the thought that counts
MisterQwerty: it wasn’t poisonous or anything, i didn’t have enough money for that
MisterQwerty: but i painted part of it red so it would look like a black widow?
MisterQwerty: oh, oh, one time i stood on a rooftop while it was raining, and spit on you
MisterQwerty: AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE RAIN
MisterQwerty: also your mom never loved you, so there’s that :/
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stealthsilent: pff, i don’t like your way of having fun break, it’s too gay, where is the fun? where are the jokes?
breakherlegs: I love this ‘too gay’ thing. I want to say it in a srs as **** argument. Like, ‘no, your argument is too gay, sorry’.
breakherlegs: Think I will win that argument for rl, yo.
MisterQwerty: beautiful
MisterQwerty: “…and so you see that the only conclusion one can logically draw is that Churchill was, in fact, morally obligated to oppose Hitler wherever he could.”
MisterQwerty: “…I dunno, man… that’s pretty gay…”
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madart83: Ergs is a lovely lady of wit and class and i cant leave out that incredible ass what fella want to take her hand today on kongerdate
griffyfellow: XD
ZodiacSlaughter: So god damn thirsty.
breakherlegs: Mad, you such a poet. Wow, yo.
Gaudior: And she went AFK.
madart83: Ty breaky zodi is suiter number one
madart83: Zodi why do you want to date ergs
madart83: Breaky this game ends to fast
madart83: No one ever wants to step up yo
madart83: Be a man zodi
madart83: Tell her how you feel
madart83: And not how youll feel her up
truls20: 7 last messenges: madart83
madart83: I got faith you can woo her zodi
truls20: * 8
madart83: Hush
truls20: * 9
griffyfellow: XD
madart83: You jumped in fool
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stealthsilent: You know you can hack steam for free.
ErgoDyne: You know you can hush for free, ye?
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peepmasta: Nah, she couldn’t hurt my feelings. No one can
widgetdog: you dont have feelings?
widgetdog: yeah i hurt your feelings when i pmed you that thing
peepmasta: Nah. I just can’t get insulted
peepmasta: What thing?
breakherlegs: / w peepmasta **** u. u are shit n lame n not my homie. hurt cho feelins madways ye
widgetdog: / w peepmasta **** u. u are shit n lame n not my homie. hurt cho feelins madways ye
breakherlegs: XD
widgetdog: what a coincidence! :3
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stealthsilent: my quote is kinda gay
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stealthsilent: If you say life is pointless, then there are 0 reasons to live
stealthsilent: that’s bullshit
stealthsilent: life has a point
TowedPi: And that is?
stealthsilent: None of your busienss
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cooldudetoocool: hi
breakherlegs: 1
cooldudetoocool: so breakherlegs why do you wanna turn me into a girl?
awesomeDJ344: Oh **** no
breakherlegs: XD
JoseA2046: i what
awesomeDJ344: don’t start this.
Titanium_Jim: lol break
Titanium_Jim: that was amazing
awesomeDJ344: dude gtfo
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breakhislegs: oi gimme ciggies
breakherlegs: LOL. That is me!
breakhislegs: trama is mana <3
breakherlegs: I do like cigarettes!
breakherlegs: Holy shit!
breakherlegs: Who is that!? XD
breakhislegs: CC is like life and shit i just be mad into it
breakherlegs: wtf. Zodd, right?
breakhislegs: You know it baby.
breakherlegs: XD
breakherlegs: You’re the best, mezodd. I ship us hardcore. We’ll break all the legs.
breakhislegs: Then we get drink, have aaaaaallll the trama so we can feel good and ye ^-
breakhislegs: need dranks w/ trama
breakherlegs: Ye! Madways! ^.
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breakherlegs: Ypou’re terrible, Pho.
PhoenixKingOzai: Ypou’re terriblerer.
breakherlegs: **** you, y’por shit.
breakherlegs: Terriblest.
PhoenixKingOzai: Y’piss o shit.
PhoenixKingOzai: Terriblester.
Kirozz1900: Ya mean terrivledeerest
breakherlegs: Y’piss o shitter terriblue.
breakherlegs: Guys, idk if you notcied, but I’m a bit ****ed. XD
PhoenixKingOzai: Seem sobre 2 me.
Kirozz1900: Fukfacesddx?
PhoenixKingOzai: Shiftfaced?
breakherlegs: So shiftfaced. It’s terirblue. Only. It’s actually not.
breakherlegs: XD
PhoenixKingOzai: Terribru!
Kirozz1900: Terrabrew!
breakherlegs: You’re a terrubru subaru.
PhoenixKingOzai: You seem ****tarded.
Kirozz1900: You mean pop tarted
breakherlegs: But remember, therwe’s a second flower to pop.
breakherlegs: To poptart,. I mena.
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breakherlegs: Wuv you tho tripley poo boo boo. <3
PhoenixKingOzai: You too breaky poo boo boo <3
AnastasiaaaXD: Omfg.
AnastasiaaaXD: I’m gonna mute yous.
Chapkin: Are you two 5?
Chapkin: sheesh xD
MurderousDays: Damn.
breakherlegs: They’rejust jealous, nboo boo.
PhoenixKingOzai: Oooh hunny boo boo I kno.
Chapkin: Yogi bear?
angeldinosaur: hunny boo boo
angeldinosaur: ???
breakherlegs: They don’t understand it, hunny bear.
AnastasiaaaXD: I’m definitely gonna mute yous now. xD
PhoenixKingOzai: Breaky bear, they be jelly.
angeldinosaur: ah damn, I cant read this
PhoenixKingOzai: Shut the **** up break!
breakherlegs: Stfu, Pho.
breakherlegs: That timing. XD
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PhoenixKingOzai: Break: Shadow **** off, Maria’s mine
Shadowdagger001: Lol
CrackedIce: shadow, break says to “fack off”
Shadowdagger001: I got the memo
CrackedIce: xddd
breakherlegs: I havw two translators now, lol./ SD
PhoenixKingOzai: Break youre a ****ing dumbass XD
DazzleMaria24: haha, we love you, andy LOL
Shadowdagger001: You know I can understand you, right?
PhoenixKingOzai: You dumb qoof
CrackedIce: ”fack off” with a “u”, she said
breakherlegs: I did.XD
PhoenixKingOzai: Andy isnt in a good state to by typing right now lol
Shadowdagger001: She isn’t in a good state, period
PhoenixKingOzai: Break: Im happy as ****, **** you
CrackedIce: shes happy as “fack”
CrackedIce: shes “facked”
Shadowdagger001: I meant WA
Shadowdagger001: ;)
PhoenixKingOzai: Break: You little shitdick word thing guy
Shadowdagger001: LOL
PhoenixKingOzai: Exact words lol
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Varghest: Aliesha, ever killed someone?
AlieshaH5: nope
Varghest: Presumably not, you’d probably get caught.
Varghest: Idiots get caught.
breakherlegs: HAHAHA
breakherlegs: Relentless.
Varghest: e.g. Breakherlegs would get caught.
breakherlegs: Absolutely.
Varghest: Not because of their intelligence level, which is obviously inferior, but simply because of their ****ing name.
Varghest: breakherlegs
breakherlegs: HAHA
Varghest: b r e a k h e r l e g s
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xCPTxKICKxNUTZx: You were my first, bhb.
xCPTxKICKxNUTZx: Very special.
xCPTxKICKxNUTZx: Everytime I prepare for trouble, I’ll think of you making it double.
breakherlegs: Stop… This is hard enough as it is.
xCPTxKICKxNUTZx: So am I.
xCPTxKICKxNUTZx: I mean…
xCPTxKICKxNUTZx: Sad*
breakherlegs: Lmao.
xCPTxKICKxNUTZx: I’m sad as a rock right now
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CallMeJefe: Y’all some ******* heretics.
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‘I apologise for lying about smiling,
I’m a frightened little cat that learned to act like a lion.’