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Paint that Lobster!

Using a magical princess as a real life hacking device isn’t okay, you are grounded, forever! :3

“And Gabe Newell raised the Half-life 3 box up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy game, that with it thou mayst blow thine costumers’ minds to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats. And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Disc. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Half-Life 3 towards thy costumer, who, being happy in my sight, shall play it.’”