axenome

AXENOME, the Sarcasm Pokemon
Sighting an Axenome in the wild is highly unusual, given that her preferred habitat is in a beat up chair in front of her computer or on a treadmill. When spotted away from a computer she can usually be recognized by her shaking hands, usually holding a half empty can of Monster. Because of her extreme addiction to caffeine, an Axenome will usually only sleep two hours or less a night, the surplus time spent trawling the internet for amusement. When angered, an Axenome will puff up her hair and throw empty Monster cans from the previous six hours, often throwing over a hundred cans in less than five seconds. Axenome is the evolved form of Internet Troll, usually achieved via a Boredom Stone and a bag of Doritos.