Willheim's Comments

This game needs trophies

You know there's a problem when your pistol is more accurate than your assault rifle...

Can't believe I'd ever say this, but... this game has worse spawning than MW3.

After retrying countless times, my virus started in Madagascar. Right after it left on a ship, New Zealand shut everything down. I shall cry for at least 3 days.

*Sigh, looks like I have to go to Armorgames, except... Oh, right, Kongregate is still better.

You'd think the gummies would be smart enough to cut the elastics while he's flying through the air...

I put some fire and water together, and sadly, I did not get alcohol.

Other tanks: the one thing tank commanders are scared of in this game.

"Sir, they have a giant troll!" "Just go about 3 metres to his side, he won't try to stop you."

Well, I live on a farm and I can honastly say I have never needed to do this before, but I now have the knowledge should I need to protect my livestock from the US military.

I used to think penguins were weird little birds that can't fly. I now know they are weird little birds that can't fly with guns.

I now want one of those purple cars that turn red when someone passes through a wonderful glowing orange sphere!

Screw all the bastards who suicide for no freaking reason. It make's sense to suicide if somone attacked you with no provoction, and you hate each other, but where's the point in playing if you never win?

They all remind me of Cartman.

I love the pizza box portal in the beggining

I swear if I ever gave building instructions to anyone at taco bell or taco time, they'd just say, "So, one spicy beef taco?"

Not only do idiots make the world go round, they're also food in this game!

I'm Canadian, and i'm here to say that no, Canadian's don't own guns, except for in this game.

I thought Beijing only had 59 people?

You'd think the US would just nuke Brazzaville when they realized there were zombies there.