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Jun. 11, 2018
Loading ads are lagging game badly
May. 31, 2018
Game seems to inappropriately lag.. :/
Jan. 23, 2018
Nice start to a game. 1 note- I played this idly for several hours until i was lvl 20 with Druid. The backdrop with the four 'statues' and 'pots' never changed. At all. Would really suggest implementing a system whereby your upgrades, pets, ect somehow change the backdrop. Say, the statues upgrade, the gems, grims, fountains, trees ect. Actually "appear" in the backdrop and get "prettier/better" as more are added/upgraded. This simple addition would make the game feel less stagnant.
Jun. 23, 2017
LMAO change the word "accuracy" please lol
Aug. 29, 2016
Wonderful instructions telling you how to switch weps. ... not.
Aug. 02, 2016
"This application requires an Update, please update to the newest version" ... running on a firefox browser from Kongregate...
Jun. 17, 2016
Something is dysfunctional about the "gold counter" at the bottom and the "total gold" amount at the top. I can pretty easily click to cause blue coins to pop out over and over and cause the lower number to exceed the upper number without spending any gold and when the upper number starts out noticeably higher. Even after pausing a bit this discrepancy does not disappear. I have noticed this issue several times, but this seems the clearest cut example of something not being right in Denmark when it comes to the two running number totals.
May. 28, 2016
QUOTE: joemac11 Mar. 29, 2016 At this point in time for me, and I'm sure with many others, there is nothing left to do but wait. If you don't tweak the timing for hobbies you should at least add some sort of mini games to keep people occupied. I'm not sure how many consecutive days I can open this, realize nothing can be done and shut it down. eventually I'm just going to hit the point where opening the game is more hassle than its worth and then you are going to lose players. Unquote. THIS.
May. 13, 2016
The cars.. oh dear god, the fleet of bought cars!
Apr. 02, 2016
You know... With a wider assortment of Gifts/hobbies/ect you could really piece together a subtle undertow of storytelling that is not inherently active in the game-- For instance -- Elle wants me to work at the Casino. . .apparently she likes gamblers? I wnoder if you could fit kinks and hidden personality aspects in the gifts and hobby/job requests...
Apr. 01, 2016
**throws new cars at bear like Superman gone mad...**
Ahhhhh ...April Fools?
Mar. 26, 2016
I would like to take a moment and congratulate Berzerkstudio on a wonderfully surprising and thoughtful Easter Egg hidden in plain sight for those waiting for skulls and poking around the UI. This one's to you, Berzerks .. Hordor. Hordor HORDOR HORDOOOR!!
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Hodor!
Mar. 16, 2016
That moment when you are working on something else.. but suddenly grab the mouse and angrily click the screen like mad gritting your teeth muttering "shut up and die shout up and DIE" at the humans running around on fire
I need to figure out a way to force that sound on phones for text and call notifications.
Mar. 08, 2016
So.. there is no end? ..went way beyond 35000 feet
Mar. 01, 2016
Cassie Lover status - cute lil fussy girlfriend comment. Elle Lover status: "Hello." .. LMAO ...
Does Elle still give that response after a refresh? The dialogue should be up to date now. Let me know! Thanks
Feb. 24, 2016
I seem to have hit a wall after getting Cassie to "Lover" status.. it looks like I would need to re-roll again and then get everything back up Just to make the hobbies move faster. .then wait a week.. or wait about 2 weeks .. so .. yeah Hobbies really need to be ..adjusted ..IMHO or something
Feb. 20, 2016
Spelling error. "You have reached level 1 in all hobbies! Great Jorb!" . .uh .. Thanks? All Hail the mighty and powerful .. Jorb?
homestar runner reference ;)
Jan. 29, 2016
Game is a bit too repetitive if the intent is for it to be as long as it is. Additionally, the research and money caps are a super pain. Other than these things, its a pretty darn good lil game
Jan. 17, 2016
Fun and well built. Not a bad game at all .. until the repetitiveness starts to REALLY kick in.... and you realize research is capped at 999 and $ is capped at 999,999 . .then it just becomes a nightmarish grindfest.
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