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Valthero

Latest Activity: Played Balloon Invasion (Feb 19, 2025 6:58pm)

Points needed for next level: 181
Level 45
Location Wunderscheißeland
Member Since Feb. 18, 2009
PSN Username Galishnikov

Don’t bitch at me for ignoring you, I usually don’t pay attention to the chat.

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➤XRRRX7331: Samurai, god will eat your intestines.
➤Talariusmatrius: DIET COKE :DDDDDD
➤peterson616: warghuul fack yoou
➤RaspberryKing: I cuddle up and rock back and forth when i get REALLY mad.
➤Martyrer: I just the cheese wheel
➤13urning_Guy: I’m going to go cut myself and die.
➤Rockefelon: i am a cute mofo
➤MeowMeowCat: WAKE UP YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH
➤shinoda119: yes but the biggort
➤SamuraiZach0: lucky’s just jealous the only hands he can get on his dick is his own
➤rumpel: ill put your dick in your ass u retard
➤trace401: Rumpel, you are a peice of paper that random men and or women of diffrent sexual orientation and race use to clean their buttocks with.
➤Miro62: I take my job as admiral of the imaginary space armada very seriously.
➤13urning_Guy: You like to fantasize about a 21 year old man sucking your penis?
➤spockman4: I GOT TO GO POOP
➤DrunkenPancakes: Oh my god… the code is.. SECRET BUTT FUN.
➤coolcole77: stick a computer up your ass
➤SamuraiZach0: i was making sammich
➤Rockefelon: AHHHHH PLAYYGUUUUUUUUU
➤CasuallyChaotic: BIG FLOPPY DONNKY BONERS
BIGDONKKEBONERS: who made fun of my name?
➤trace401: Damn im constipated
➤Rockefelon: i’ll stitch your fingers together, then staple your mitt-hands to your lips
➤CasuallyChaotic: tushwiggle
➤JoeTyrrell: I think Cody and 13 died :D
➤nohardfelines: didja shoot your dong?
➤breadbutter2: Im in that… no smokin sect rollin motha****ing ounces marijuana mountains drinks your not pronouncin three chains on i dont need no bouncers nothin less then a g stash in my trousers
➤XRRRX7331: I am dumbfounded by the awesomeness of a purple-colored banana-apple hybrid.
➤13urning_Guy: DAMN PONIES
➤trace401: SSBsaWtlIGJpZyBkaWNrcy4=
➤Rockefelon: urinal cakes are usually wet and soft
➤trace401: IM A NARWHAL :O
➤Orkanoidz: sperminator. >.>
➤trace401: cool story bro, wanna hear mine? Its a fairy tale; Once upon a time, i don’t give a shit. The end.

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Now for the actual About Me.
I live in the United States of America.
I currently own a Wii, a laptop, and a gameboy. (Don’t pity me)
I’m a moderator on http://mudandblood.net.
My location on my profile is a joke between me and a friend.
I enjoy big explosions.
I like to fool around in Paint Shop Pro and GIMP.
I usually don’t save my pictures afterwards.
I believe that Han shot first.
I create random videos for the sake of creating random videos.
My YouTube account has nothing to do with double penetration pictures.
DPproductions was taken. DP = Dark Phoenix.
I am so bored right now.
I enjoy cherry pie.
I love white chocolate.
I hate dark chocolate.
I have nothing against blacks.
I believe that racism and nazism can rot in hell.
I’m as straight as my own dick.
I have a tentency to use foul language without meaning to.
I also have a tendancy to seem like an asshole without meaning to.
It’s over nine thousand.
I dislike most sweet foodstuffs.
I am allergic to cats and dogs.
I have a cat and a dog.
I created my avatar myself.
I dislike rap, metal, some techno, and most country songs.
I like almost everything else.
I usually don’t say I’m all for something.
I tend to go with the flow.
I am not a hippy.
My RuneScape name is not Valthero.
Yes, I play RuneScape.
No, you cannot be my friend.
I am not a grammar nazi.
I like to slap people with large fishbots.
I’m running out of things to put here.
I wear glasses, because contacts suck.
I’m kind of cold at the moment.
I currently use Firefox.
I have a microphone from the late 90s.
It works just as well as a new microphone.
I have not used it much.
I have a webcam built in to my laptop.
I am sexy.
No I will not prove it with the webcam.
Yahoo pwns Dogpile.
Google pwns Yahoo.
Hotmail pwns Gmail and Yahoo.
I pwn n00bz.
Are you seriously reading all of this?
You must be as bored as I am.
Seriously, go play outside of something.
I really should be doing that too.
Come to think of it, I will.
Goodbye.

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Just a reminder to myself, as I have nowhere else to put it:
Type /config to change chat colors.
^ Ignore this. It’s a script I downloaded.

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