TwinStargazer's Comments

I think I have a bug. I cant equip the bazooka and I cant use the mills grenade or panzermine

When I try to revive It says I dont have enough gold when it costs 500 and I have over 4000

Okay, i get that asteroids might mess up with targeting for missiles.... but when the ship goes out of its way to shoot at them its annoying

Found a glitch with those guys that throws spears. on one level when i chased one he went to the far right and became invinicble

This game is so easy I did it with no arms or legs

My only problem was one of the last upgrades lets you kill anything. Including bosses.... final boss too

The goose ex machina upgrade doesnt restore stamina so you die a few seconds after you are revived. is that normal?

This is the only game ive found that lag helps you win

I found a really unfair glitch. If you land on your lower half you wont die, and if you hold left or right it will vibrate a bit and you can keep it on for infinite money

A bit laggy, one second im killing a group of swimmers the next im dead from a alligator that wasnt there

The only thing I didnt like about this sim was the jobs....... those twin made me shuffle all that junk around for 10 dollars *cries*

Ah that moment when theres no place to build homes because it all became desert

Just got the weirdest bug, you know the part where the guy kicks the table at you? Well it happened 3 times in a row when I was playing as Vinnie. Cant believe Vinnie just got hit 3 times XD never happened while playing as Kiro

I became the great worm bomber. I grew so big and fast I was able to fly without santas hat. My needles rained down on my enemies, and nyan cat

Best way to get a high score on maximum distance is to go on the final world and leave the game on for a day

omg, the dragon sorta goes between the tile and is able to hit either of 2

wow the lava level is pretty unforgiving. Whole screen full of bad guys, pits and fireballs being thrown at you with little healing items inbetween

So some of the highscores are a bit crazy. For example cozimfench got 3,510,861,176 obstacles destroyed today. I did some math and with a instant kill on a obstacle he must have been shooting 40634.96731 shots per second. That means he had to shoot for 24 hours continously at a rate that would destroy a computer or he must have hacked :/

Warning, excessive use of the rubber ducky can kill the specimen

Singing America f*ck yea! while jumping at the first boss with a chainsaw is so fun