Tsukari's Comments

Must... spin mouse... as fast... as loading screen CD!

Well, at least I know that if I'm ever in a collision involving a train, it will be able to deftly swerve to avoid me.

colorblind friendly? More like equally unfriendly to everyone. Really annoying to try to pick out enemy fire in your own bulletstorm.

Pocket tanks ripoff, even down to some of the weapon names. 1/5.

My main beef with this game is that I don't feel like I'm solving any problems, I'm just putting things in the only place they logically fit. I'm not doing the math or anything, I'm just going "This piece has to go here or else the water won't hit one of the static pipes"

It's frustrating to move them both at once when most keyboards won't allow certain keys to be pressed together.

This is too luck based. Boring as hell. Stand around and wait for the guards to wander off, run like hell, hide, repeat.

I agree with so many of these comments. The game is addicting but the control is terrible and it's quite annoying to boost into a large galleon only to have MAYBE one guy fall out of it... the same with a little canoe! Seriously, it's a bit frustrating to have to hit the larger ships so many more times even when you're 100 tons. Why don't I do more damage when I'm larger?

@ChaoticCat: The orange ones only shoot their spikes if you come too close to them.

I changed my mind, it's hello world with a coat of polish, bells and whistles, and needless complexity and poor controls.

So, what, it's Hello World with a coat of polish and bells and whistles?

Incredibly repetitive. No strategy involved whatsoever. It got to the point that I was able to beat epic up to about level 12 by just hitting assault as soon as my heroes spawned and tabbing to another window. After that it was just spam shield while I killed bosses or destroyed their castle.

This is such a poorly put together game....

So it's a neat game. All I can say, though, is DO NOT force a player to move their most important unit. I can't tell you how many deaths I had in the bombing run level because my base decided that I wasn't smart enough to move it out of a bomb, so it decided to counteract my orders and go somewhere else, fighting me and then not making it out of the explosion in time. Don't coddle the player, they're smart enough to control their own forces.

The best part is that one of the upgrades is free over on Mochigames; costs kreds here.

Just as freaking terrible as the first game. Why does this crap keep getting badges?

Uh, Natron, the whole idea is this is an alternate timeline game... :P

Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Seriously. So freaking repetitive. 30 levels of this crap? Seriously?

The lack of a sandbox level really hurts this game.

I agree with many of the other people here. There's absolutely no reason for this ending.