TriniTDM's Comments

I love it, but I wish there was more to it. I got through it way too fast.

They aren't kidding about it having to be an MP3, I tried an OGG and the game hanged.

Stuck on loading. "images 147/147 waiting for kongpanion list waiting for user kp data"

12,22,20,8,2,10,2,35,2,15,2,2

"THEY ARE FEEDING YOU POISON AND LIES." "SOME PEOPLE ARE MORE FREE THAN OTHERS." "YOU KNOW NOTHING." "IT IS ALL A LIE." "YOUR LIFE IS NOT REAL." "THEY ARE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU." "THERE IS NOTHING OUTSIDE THIS PLACE." "YOU ARE NOT A PERSON YOU ARE A CONTROL SUBJECT." "BREAK HERE." "THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE." "SAVE ALL BARCODES." "THE BRAIN IS THE CENTER OF ALL REBELLION." "THEY CANNOT WATCH YOU THINK." "THIS IS NOT THE WAY THE WORLD IS SUPPOSED TO BE." "IS ANY PERSON TRULY SANE." "FORGIVE ME." "IS ANY PERSON TRULY FREE." "YOU CAN'T SEE COLORS ANYMORE." "THERE ARE OTHER WORLDS THAN THESE." "WHY DO GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE." "I AM A MAN OF WEALTH AND TASTE." "YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED INSIDE." "A BARCODE IS A SERIES OF BLACK AND WHITE BARS." "USED TO REPRESENT DATA IN AN OPTICAL FORM." "THAT CAN BE READ VIA A LASER OR OTHER SCANNER." "IS THE TRUTH A LIE OR IS THE LIE A TRUTH." "YOU MUST READ THEM." "EVEN IDEAS CAN BE KILLED." "EVERYTHING I TELL YOU IS A LIE." "THE END"

You know, a lot of these messages remind me of the book 1984. Particularly the ones involving the mind. "THE BRAIN IS THE CENTER OF ALL REBELLION." in particular makes me think of thoughtcrimes.

"Your name is John Thompson. You are a man. You are a programmer who likes pets. Your dream is to make $$$$. People describe you as being a musician. You don't fart. You would not be described as dog trainer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is clever cars. You love drinking melted funny pictures. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again." I don't even...

And as for bringing him back to life, you have to drop food and release him. It only works if he was restrained when he died.

Remember to feed your mutant between injections and implants so it can heal. Without being fed to regenerate health, it is likely to die.

I would buy the Dash jr, even though I have no clue what it is.

Can you please make an Android version?

Is it bad that I tried to fill the area with blood by freezing and unfreezing to slice 10 zombies simultaneously over and over again?

@Xystem4 Agreed. I'd hate to end up spilling my drink on the keyboard. Source: Girl trying to drink tea while playing flash games.

Fun fact: it really is impossible to beat this game with the axes. Someone got all desperate and used a cheat engine, but they still had to burn the rope in the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA7UqQtUS7g

Unfortunately, most of the apps no longer work.

@starry_star I started playing in IE out of pure desperation. IE!

"They have rabies!" No, they're drunk. "Kill em with fire and AIDS!" Really, Matt? This escalated quickly.

2,24,3,34,2,2,2,2,2,12,46,2 Let's face it, we all knew someone would eventually try to make DanTDM. What did you expect me to create?

The custom Learn To Fly T-shirt store hasn't been activated :(

I pretty much screwed the whole thing up.