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Latest Activity: Played Feudalism II (Sep 23, 2016 5:02pm)
I am King of yonder Tower, all ye who dare trespass within shall hence forth be known as "Gay"*. Any and all who are “Gay”, shall be smited** as soon as I feel it is necessary that you be smited (unless of course you are wearing a cloak of +20 invisibility, I wont see you at first but after I make the necessary charisma check, you will be found and you will be smited).
*By “Gay” I do not mean the old english word for happy, I mean that you in fact are a butt pirate and/or you like to wear womens clothes.
**To Smite someone is to use a devise (usually a holy object) and bash in the skull of thine enemy (you).
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