Tium's Comments

Precision platforming in this is appaling

By level 7, the game played itself and I watched occasionally.

Click do job 20 times Wait 5 mintues Repeat What a boring non-game.

It's one thing to pay tribute to WC3, it's quite another to verbatim rip the dialogue from it over and over again.

I fought the final boss with fully upgraded ships, using the most expensive shot each time, and still lost by quite some margin. What could have gone wrong?

For a game relying on precision controls, the controls sure do suck.

Legitimately one of the worst games I have ever seen.

Press button, receive EXP, no gameplay needed.

4th hole of a course, get Twilight golf 2 cards in. Quit the game, uninstall firefox, burn my pc.

The risk training for climbing literally doesn't work. I press right, go in a cave then just fall off anyway.

The combat in this game is really boring- no depth to it whatsoever, just hammer the attack buttons. Shame, because the aesthetics and overall style are really nice.

Catch 100 Coconuts? Seriously? Catching 25 was boring enough, this is just tedious. Make better minigames, these are just dull, easy and repetitious.

Your bonus levels are nice and all, but I muted the sound for a reason. Forcing the music is just annoying.

Fun, but too easy. Even on insane I got through the game by spamming left click and never levelling anything except power.

The mysterious upgrade is actually SO worth the cost haha

I can't be the only one who hates the explosive guns, they're just too easy to kill a hostage with, and you can't switch back.

The unmutable music while the game loads is one of the most annoying things I have ever hear.

I am not rating this game low because I didn't understand it, I am rating it 2/5 because the controls are utterly broken, making the game more frustrating than anything else, and completely nullifying and sort of artisitic merit because of it.

Agh give me a mute button

Maiden do rule