ThreatofSurvival

As my picture says- Rember! When You’re killing zombies, Always yell die you godless sons-of-bitches. It won’t slow them down, but its great for moral

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It might be lots of fun, but all an Uzi is going to do is piss the zombies off. Always rember a chainsaw is your best friend.

Rember- A zombie apocalypse is not the best time to stop by your ex’s place. Trust me, Things just aren’t going to pan out between you.

When the zombies attack, many of your closest friends are going to die in a ferocious storm of mindless violence and blood. This is not the time to get sentimental

When you’re out-numbered by zombies, and running low on ammo save one last shell for yourself. Your friends and loved-ones will thank you.

Never forget when the zombies attack I’ll be right there at your side. With a trusty shotgun named ’Ole Lucille

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