The_Uki_Master

http://s4.bitefight.no/c.php?uid=25457 You know me!Im a prinny!And if you dont know me,go to Prinny Land that way *points left* or that way *points right* hmmmmm......It dont matter,you find prinny.^_^ Oh yeah!Im 14! In trouble?A fight in your chatroom?Here is all the mods i know about: elGrifo ,TaoJoe,,COLTchr,vanilla_dreaming. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go out in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you were born you were pink," "When you grew up you were white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go out in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerves to call me colored?!" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away embarrassed... Put this on your profile if you hate racism. -------------------------------------------------- Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel. -------------------------------------------------- A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl:Slow down, I'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug* Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile.