TheShirtPocket's Comments

This game has some of the most beautifully subtle solutions.

With the hot dogs I'm serving, the next game is definitely going to be Papa's Diarrhea.

Apple + cell phone = gold? Now THAT is hilarious, especially if you're playing this on an iPhone.

Gave 5 stars based purely on title and pixely goodness. Nine achievements later, and I only want to give it 6 stars. Impeccable ambiance.

It's sweet that you're trying to teach me rhythm, but we both know that ain't happening.

If the save points in endless mode do nothing, why are they there? I mean, BESIDES to torture us.

I may or may not have soiled myself in excitement when I saw that there was a new Bloons TD.

How is this guy still in power?

"What a hell!" is my new favorite phrase.

AUG H-Bar with bouncing betty is useful for level 14, while the Thumper is surprisingly useful in level 15. Just keep firing grenades toward the boss from one of the jets, and they usually hit him. When you get a killstreak, just drop a mine somewhere where he'll run over it. Rinse and repeat. Very exploitative, but also very effective.

When I eat Nyancat, my enemies number decreases. That makes no sense, as Nyancat is friend to all.

Keyboard mode? Pretty please?

@Sertyu: You type a, b, c, d, e, f, g, all while middair. Do it over one of those air suckers, not during a jump.

Now how could I dance with another, oooooh when I saw her standing there. As disappointed as I was that this did not end up as a line in-game, I could not have asked for such fantastic music and story. 5/5, easy.

I'm sorry, but there are just too many levels here. 37? I enjoy these games, but just getting to ten was a grind.

There's a good deal of *action potential* in this game! Aha, wow, science jokes are even lamer in text.

Any way I could train my teammates?

We're gonna need a bigger city.

I have no idea what I'm doing BUT IT SURE IS FUN

Press "G" during the Contra levels to get a powerup. It's just the lame auto-fire powerup, but it's cool nonetheless. :)