ThePassivePasta's Comments

do you ever just... noob?

Why do these only get better?

When you look for drugs cause you wanna make the ragdoll high

you literally took everything good, multiplied it, and then made it go super saiyan. 5/5

And there goes the moon! Hate to see this happen (not really), but who cares about the tides and tsunamis that will surely happen with the aftermath? I got bonus points!

When you play a game where you throw around dolls that bleed for enjoyment, you've hit rock bottom. But this is the best rock bottom I could've hit 5/5

Sometimes people just make great games, and when you're a person lik me, who bullies people who make great things, then you can stop here. This game is actually so good it's impossible (for me) to find a fault in it

You know it's a good game when the final boss is literally a power up of the worst enemy in the game

This game died for me and I just replayed it and I realized... it's fun but i would rather play medieval chronicles lol 5/5

You know it's a good game when you literally have infinite mutant tangerines

Game: [insert name here] Has been hiding a festering bite from us, luckily someone caught it in time and we gave him some of that antivenom Me as the easy mode wimp I am: Didn't we cure zombieism like three years ago?

Am I sTiLl HeArInG vOiCeS

EvErYoNe LiKeS nUmBeRs ThAt Go Up

Despite the description, the crossbow is actually faster as well as stronger and has more range than the bow. Trust a guy who's beat this game like seven times that the crossbow is the better weapon

If blizzard weren't such babies over a flash game then we would have the masterpeice known as episode 2 >:(

I bought this game on steam solely because I loved the demo so much. 10/10

Thank you depressed ofline progress robot for telling me my stats from day to day when I farm my pants in daycare

You can take this 1 star for ruining the gameplay with fuel

I'm so excited by running over zombies, I have three different usable saves each with a different maxed out car

Why is the offline robot DEPRESSED why can't he be happy