Tehjob's Comments

You have to poke the pig from BEHIND. That way it seems like you're molesting it.

Just a pointer is you are going to (and you definitely should) make a Diamond Hollow III, make a fun way to get coins. All the mini games get repetitive after awhile

If you die after you beat the first moving block boss, you can't get the yellow key

When you mouse over the psycho, he puts his thumb down instead of up!

Story was mediocre at best and the game play was short. I liked the graphics a lot, but graphics don't make a good game. 3/10

The starting screen really put me off, but the actual story and gameplay made up for it ^^ If you make a sequel (hopefully you do!) It would be best if you put more effort into a more sophisticated start up screen.

This really needs better writing for dialogue. A lot of parts were really cliche. Other then that great game! 5/5

I thought I did really well with my 85 percent in perception. Now I feel like a retard D:

3/4th of the time a try to play this game, the controls don't work. The mouse it fine, but the keyboard/WASD keys aren't working. halp?

If you're testing a game engine, there is no reason to upload it. derp.

Awesome game. Needs about 300% more content, though.

Jade aurion, guess what? You know in the game info, there's a nifty thing that lets you CHANGE CONTROLS?

medium badge should be hard! @.@

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Good idea, but a little poorly executed. Needs a little more puzzle, and a little less 'holy sh!t how is this possible'.

Hordcore zelda II fans FTW!

232457 :D

http://chat.kongregate.com/gamez/0005/8717/live/take_something_literally_king.swf?kongregate_game_version=1268913854

Thank you for posting the way to get Fertile. This is an original, innovative game. The only complaint is that it lacks the decent gameplay to bring you back time after time.

People can't have a decent laugh once in awhile -.-... anyways the game gave me a good laugh. <3 greg