Teh_Anonymous's Comments

A real computer terminal would prompt the user for their birthday in ISO 8601

Honestly one of the least enjoyable games I've played in weeks. The concept is borrowed from ArmorGames' Balloon in a Wasteland, the waves are always spaced too closely together, the lag gets unplayably awful later on, forcing me to wait for a checkpoint to refresh each time only for the lag to come back on the second wave after a refresh, uselessness of certain weapons/upgrades (firespitter is a tier above everything solely because it deals splash damage), the high scores function doesn't work, and the game may freeze making repairs simple. Also, high scores don't reward speed, but instead grinding kills (which are boring as hell).

Furniture Basher? That is an amazing, original idea. It has all the right qualities: usable, makes a usable item that I want, and means that I don't have to craft things myself.

FLIP I LOVE YOU

Lol. LoL references.

Those death scenes at the end almost made me tear up. Almost.

Revolutionary combat system. 10/10

So... if falling from a height kills you, then what's with the last bonus level?

I still love you, Flip.

I love the intro music.

Epic game. I love you too, program.

I <3 you Flip.

This game does not deserve badges.

Moral of the game: If you want a colorful and awesome life, disobey others. This is really deep, that if you disobey, your life is dark and colorless. Vice versa, by disobeying the voice, it's all colorful and hippy-like. The voice is constantly telling you, the player, what to/not to do. Upon completion (or lack thereof) of the task, the voice condescends to you. In the end, everyone follows the same dark hallway of Death.