TearsAmongAshes's Comments

"Girls love pearl necklaces." I see what you did there.

"The dark dpeths of the facility"? "Siege Hero, avaliable now"? Methinks someone needs a proofreader. Anyway, this game's great.

I was drunk before playing this game. Ten minutes later, I'm pretty much sober. Screw the quest.

1337 clicks? I should win something.

This games is great. The level up system, the lazors, the characters, everything. I love it.

Wow. Lagtastic is right. Crashed my browser. Goddammit.

ALPHABET ALPHABET ALPHABET

Can't wait for Act II to coom.

I had to stop playing because I was cursing so much.

"That rug really tied the room together." YESSSSSS.

"Cure zombism" or "Replace with a bar"? Hmmmm...I'll replace the laboratory with a bar.

"Bitch, be cool." You eat that fxcking poptart. Huzzah! Tell him to back the fxck off. "Great, a fxcking redneck." This man kills the hell out of you. Quotes like these are why I'm giving this game 5/5. Also, Sage rules.

I haz bcum ded!

Lol, the acid gun jizzes on him.

What happen, indeed.

I got lucky with my glitch. A handful of button-pushers are stuck at their workstations day in, day out, and they keep pressing their button and complaining. I'm accidentally running a sweatshop! MWAHAHAHAHAHA PRESS THAT BUTTON, PAWNS

What is this, I don't even

@ PosFeedBackCycle: Yes, the Easter eggs stack, which you could have discovered on your own had you found both Easter eggs.

This game looks a LOT like fl0w.

5 stars for creativity and interesting interface. -1 star for frustration/lack of direction. -2 stars for trying too hard (overdose of quasi-anime "cutesiness" [e.g. unnecessarily hieroglyphic dialogue, obnoxious music]).