Sylar_

when the devil is too busy
& death’s a bit too much
they call on me
by name you see
for my special touch
to the gentlemen I’m misfortune
to the ladies I’m surprise
but call me by any name
any way it’s all the same
I’m the fly in your soup
I’m the pebble in your shoe
I’m the demon in your bed
I’m the bump on every head
I’m the peel on which you slip
I’m the pin in every hip
I’m the thorn in your side
makes you wriggle and writhe
& it’s so easy when you’re evil
this is the life you see
the devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I’m evil
& I do it all for free
your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need
while there’s children to make sad
while there’s candy to be had
while there’s pockets left to pick
while there’s grannies left to trip down the stairs
I’ll be there
I’ll be waiting ‘round the corner
it’s a game, I’m glad I’m in it
& it’s so easy when you’re evil
this is life you see
the devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I’m evil
& I do it all for free
you tears are all the pay I’ll ever need
I pledge my allegiance to all things dark
& I promise on my damned soul
to do as I am told
the world has never seen a soldier quite like me not only does his work
but does it happily
& it’s so easy when you’re evil
this is the life you see
the devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I’m evil
& I do it all for free
your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need
I’m the fear that keeps you awake
I’m the shadows on the wall
I’m the monsters they become
I’m the nightmare in your skull
I’m the dagger in your back
an extra turn upon the rack
I’m the wimpering of your heart
a stabbing pain, a sudden scar
& it’s so easy when ur evil
this is the life you see
the devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I’m evil
& I do it all for free
your tears are al the pay I’ll ever need
it gets so lonely
being evil
what I’d do to see a smile
even for a little while
& no one loves you
when your evil
I’m lying through my teeth
your tears are all the company I need