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Jul. 04, 2009
One of the best games on Kong. I really like it, but I just can't finish it. Every few days it deletes my saves. Anyone know why it does this? It used to only do it when I defragmented my hard drive, but now it happens all the time.
Apr. 08, 2009
Fun, but needs a save feature. I'm not going to do this all in one sitting, and redoing levels is a pain.
Mar. 19, 2009
Lol, my army is so damn big the game lags. xD
Mar. 18, 2009
I'm 7'8" and weigh 400 pounds. Holy shit
Mar. 14, 2009
WTF I nailed his head to the wall and cut off hit arms and legs then shaved the flesh off his head and put 3 nails in his stomach and he's not dead
This game is so messed up, I love it! Try nailing him to the wall so he can't move (10-15 nails in arms, legs, chest, head, etc) then shoot his crotch with the ak47 till he dies.
Feb. 28, 2009
"i blow up a donkey OMG OMG OMG" Brilliant.
Aug. 17, 2008
This game has given me reason to believe that God is indeed a game developer.
Buy fuel in Hara, take it to Abu Kirdyk. Wait right on the city till it mines some gold. Take the gold to Qubba (once you have 10k+ grams) and sell it. Once Qubba makes Jewellry, but it for about $700/each, and sell it in places like Smerd, Masriah and Fort Goks for $4k+
Aug. 16, 2008
Luck - 55 awards. Shadow - Nope, she appears at the end of some nests. Just be persistent, find everything, then go to small nests.
Aug. 15, 2008
Rasg - get full bestiary by just going into huge nests and staying alive for a while. Go in small nest with full bestiary, kill all but 14 glooples. At this point, usually an Amalgam, Queen or Razor Queen comes. If it's Queen or Amalgam, start again. To kill the Razor Queen, make her lunge at you. When she spreads her claws, she's gonna lunge. Get out of the way and strike at her middle. Do this 5 times to unlock a special key, allowing you to unlock the last reward - the Razor Glaive (it's her claw, replaces your sword but slows you down)
Hm. It seems Qubba is out of Hummers - none there for months. Anywhere else sell cars other than Jeeps and Land Rovers?
Aug. 12, 2008
Wtf?
Excuse me while I go cry in a corner, rip out my hair and puke up shards of my own pelvis.
You get second slot after 55 awards.
Aug. 11, 2008
This game is just weird. Not only is the gameplay a terrible ripoff of Fishy, I die without even touching a dog. And plus, I'm slower than everything. It's definitely not treasure. From now until the end of time, put it back in a 43 foot hole and cover it with rocks. And land mines.
Aug. 09, 2008
I suppose you'd have to try and make it to Qubba and tell the evil leader dude you'll take his man to Verdammer Platz or however you spell it. You won't have the DP convoy though, so it'll be tough. =(
This game is still fun after you win. Nothing better than about 20 hummers and 30 people with grenades and RPGs. =P
Aug. 07, 2008
Good game, nice for some quick fun. Ninjas are a pain before you get some slaves though. >.<
Aug. 06, 2008
This is just stupid. The sword recharge is far too long. How am I supposed to defend myself from the blue thing when it lunges at me 2 seconds after I swing? Wtf.
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