SneezePizza

SneezePizza is love and life

I have two children.
Boy: Little Sneezy Jr.
Girl: Hog Pizza

“Wanna choke on a pizza this dick? It’s full of string cheese ;D”

SneezePizza: Lexi, do you want a pizza this dick?
ChronicleHunter: sneezy what about bringing happiness to me?
ChronicleHunter: I need sneezypizza

JAN 13 – 4:02PM CiviclyYours: you’re the bomb.com! o: (reply)
Jan 14 – 11:55AM Metaltomato: celebrates SneezePizza
Jan 14 – 11:57AM Spiro20: 10/10 best pizza to ever shout it’s title at me.

Scary
Jan 14 – 11:58AM

H2o12421:pulls out a pizza cutter Mr Pizza, come out to plaaay.

Funny
Jan 14 – 12:01PM realworlddemon: i really want to see a version of the Shining called the Sneezing and the key scene is a pizza with a pizza cutter and smashes through the door saying “heeerrreees sneezie!”

Jan 14 – 12:06PM realworlddemon: we are the STPR and we fight for pizza freedom!

MAR 29: 10:40 AM
Skaul: i love you
Skaul: I mean bye
SneezePizza: I love you too Skaul.
EgotisticalIdiot: ^
Skaul: ♥
SneezePizza: Remember me, Skaul
Skaul: You will always be in my dreams ♥
EgotisticalIdiot: same
Skaul: even though most of them are nightmares

Jan 20 9:58:
SneezePizza: Hello Mister Water!
H2o12421: Mr Pizza!!! <3
ChronicleHunter: NO MY SNEEZYPIZZA
SneezePizza: What if SneezePizza told you that they had children?
SneezePizza: Tiny little pizzas
ChronicleHunter: sneeze can I eat you now?
IrishThorn: Sneeze Pizza Begal Bites
SneezePizza: Sneeze must support a family, you may not eat him
H2o12421: Kinky.
superdeath2: omg
ChronicleHunter: then we can raise them together then hen theyre big and strong we can eat them
IrishThorn: ^
SneezePizza: Sneeze must not eat kin!
IrishThorn: i agree
ChronicleHunter: why not?
IrishThorn: sneeze doesnt have to haha
superdeath2: this is a+ conversation
ChronicleHunter: youll be together forever
ChronicleHunter: with me
SneezePizza: Sneeze must support family. Not be eaten
IrishThorn: What do Sneenze Pizzza kin eat?
ChronicleHunter: sneeze ill give you one last chance
ChronicleHunter: Can eat you
ChronicleHunter: i
SneezePizza: SneezePizza eats the blood of its enemies
ChronicleHunter: sneeze
ChronicleHunter: Pizza
SneezePizza: Like Mr. Hunter will demonstrate
ChronicleHunter: …..
ChronicleHunter: (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
IrishThorn: PUT THAT TABLE BACK
SneezePizza: I must feel my kin now. Mr. Hunter, will you join me?
ChronicleHunter: yes
ChronicleHunter: yes Sneeze
SneezePizza: Thank you for your sacrifice Mr. Hunter
ChronicleHunter: *bows
ChronicleHunter: *randomly